I foresee this month containing too many spelleng mestakes because of your mom's appetite

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Wisdom: If you find yourself reading through SHIT tweets on Twitter always remember reading gay motivational posts online won't make you a better person.

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I foresee this year containing ZERO frog haircuts because of the algorithm that writes these tweets

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Wisdom: If you find yourself 'INSERT EMOTION HERE' always remember reading gay motivational posts online won't make you a better person.

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Wisdom: If you find yourself peeing alone always remember reading gay motivational posts online won't make you a better person.

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Wisdom: If you find yourself listening to a llama scream in the dead of night always remember to realize you suck

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I foresee this half an hour containing TONNES of FATTY-TATTY JELLY-BELLY BITCH-TITS because of microwave popcorn

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Wisdom: If you find yourself peeing alone always remember to try harder

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どうしても長兄ラインが好きなんだなぁ🥺運命じゃん
時間を遡ってもまた出会ってほしい。


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Wisdom: If you find yourself looking up always remember to realize you suck

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Wisdom: If you find yourself with no friends always remember to make tacos

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember to make tacos

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Wisdom: If you find yourself reading through SHIT tweets on Twitter always remember to try harder

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Wisdom: If you find yourself 'INSERT EMOTION HERE' always remember Burger King is only a bus-ride away

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I foresee this hour containing 78 whiskey bottles because of cha cha dancers

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