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@cookingbaconsl Meet Azul! He gets in quite a bit of trouble for tricking the other students into signing unreasonable contracts with him. Bonus: his two eels, Floyd and Jade, are always at his side.
Alright...now he's done! Sometime soon I'll get this guy up on the Surprise of Eels! store, so you can get him on t-shirts, coasters, and more.
Without a staff, you're just an aardvark in a bathrobe. But with a staff...
Wip of a redesigning your ocs, this guy reminded me of how scary moray eels are and I saw the frills and immediately thought of a lion fish so now we have some kind of moray eel lion fish dragon sea monster hybrid, these guys like to decorate themselves with bones.
A recommendation. The Rift (AKA Endless Descent) from 1990. A faux Alien / The Abyss knock-off that is literally crawling with all sorts of slimy underwater monsters, including brain-stabbing eels, body-horror sea weed that infects and eats people, and giant starfish beasts.
In 1792 William Windham gave a speech in to Parliament, arguing for an immediate end to slavery. He said anyone arguing that slaves could wait for their freedom were:
“like the person who, when charged with cruelty for skinning eels alive, answered, they were used to it." 5/9
Traditionally you're supposed to skin eels alive, but they object pretty strenuously. So you need to secure the head. Modern cookbooks still suggest you nail the head to a board.
This works if you're working with small numbers. But we're talking about a castle kitchen here. 5/7
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In 1327 John de Moubray died & left behind an estate that included a ferry on the River Trent, 7 wind-mills, a rabbit warren, & annual land rents that included 2 gilded spurs, 9 barbed arrows, & 2,737 eels (10 binds & 9.5 sticks).
That's an eel every 3.2 hours, all year round!
hey everyone! here's a preview of my piece for @BitsOfBoneZine !!! featuring the lovely lizzy stride and the dead eels gang <3
.@kumaoso 『ウツボが支配する街ヴェネツィア』
(Venice, the city ruled by moray eels)
@kuriotea for u mina? eels r free, special offer
@breadestbowl Grabs you and sHAKES YOU AROUND LIKE A SQUEAKY TOY ILL EAT YOUR FUCKING MENTAL EELS DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!! Writing or not you don’t deserve to feel that way and I’ll wack those eels with a broom until they get the memo too!!!!!!!!
The earliest record of an English eel-rent is from 8th C. Wessex. The annual rent for 10 hides of land (c. 300 acres) in King Ine's territory included:
- 10 honey vats
- 300 loaves
- 32 ambers of ale
- 2 cows
- 10 geese
- 20 hens
- 10 cheeses
- 1 amber of butter
- 100 eels