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All mortals are disgusting IMO, but I'm not sure which are worse: weaboos that think I'm a kitsune, furries that lust over anything with a fox-like head, or some combination that follows me around waxing poetic about 'perfect arcanaloth, shimmering, etc'
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Slight delay announced for Baldur's Gate pack, Planescape: Torment and Icewind Dale https://t.co/RS1GQt8J3o
If my morning coffee doesn't involve the slaughter of an ancient druidic order to harvest a handful of beans from a single, ancient tree infused with the spirits of their revered ancestors... well than it clearly isn't good enough for me! *preen*
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For all the recent talk about Zariel, for someone like me who was there at the time and remember that mess first hand, let me be clear about one thing: the archons had their asses handed to them when they intervened in the Blood War. Go team Evil. *preen*
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Villain Tip:
When the adventurers you hired accomplish the task you gave to them and come calling for payment... toast to their success with liquor infused with equal parts Styx water, wiping their memory of the contract. Then kick them out. *preen*
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Now Zariel is cool and all and I'mma let you finish, but Bel was a better Lord of Avernus. *preen*
#dnd #Planescape #dnd5e #descentintoavernus #yugolothsarebest #NEisBestEvil
#DND #Planescape Image of the Day:
Care to roll the dice, cutter? Not today? You know they open a portal to one of the Outer Planes? Why of course I'll tell you which one...after you hand over the jink, that is.
Art by Tony DiTerlizzi. "A Handful of Keys." Dragon Annual 1.
Listen, for all of you mortals' edgy, traumatic, and/or paradoxically perfect backstories prior to taking up adventuring, let's be honest here:
It's mostly transparent lies to make up for the fact that you're all so damn boring! Unlike me. *preen*
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You know, it truly never gets old hipchecking clerics of Lolth through a portal to Gehenna when they mispronounce Lolth as Loth, or Oinoloth forbid, call me a yugololth. That shocked look and that scream... things of beauty. *preen*
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You mortals think having to deal with 'I want to talk to your manager' Karen is bad? You haven't had to work with night hags.
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@GMTimD I'm Todd Stewart, and I write for Paizo, Wizards of the Coast, and others with an emphasis on planar content, Planescape, etc. I create Shemeska's Planescape Storyhour (https://t.co/k19HGJGswu), am the mortal behind @AskShemeshka, and here's my Patreon https://t.co/YCxF9GhgmI
Listen mortals, stop conflating this Jemorille berk with my employee Colcook! It's another dumb mortal conspiracy theory like lizard people/anti-GMO/anti-vaccine/Bielefeld Germany existing, etc...
That's a snazzy chess piece though! *preen*
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Fellow gamers, @NKGames just received a new shipment of signed prints, including #Planescape's "Cat Lord", #Changeling's "Leigh of the Sidhe" and my #dungeonsanddragons "North American Owlbear". Here's the link: https://t.co/Ga8Y7UZImD
So it has come to my august attention that a great many of you (wretched) mortals don't know how to preen! *preen*
So let me instruct you in just how this is accomplished. *preening intensifies*
#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e #Shemeshka'sPreeningInstructions
Villain Words of Advice:
Both a ninety year Port and a 200 year Chateauneuf Du Pape are lovely on the palette, but both are so much better when the sommelier is crying! *preen*
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I don't understand the fuss (and screaming in terror, flailing of arms, and begging deities) of mortals I push through a portal to Gehenna. If they weren't able to survive on their own or just gate to safety, they shouldn't be out on the planes! *preen*
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Still super excited about Planescape: Torment coming to Switch. Bless you @BeamdogInc. Here’s an Ei-Vene I drew a few months back. 🥰
The Tiefling, Factol Rhys, possibly my favrit character from Planescape, definitely my favrit Sigil personality, art by @TonyDiTerlizzi miniature by Ral Partha, Planescape had the best and most diverse range of Tieflings