While it's fun to build up rivals only to break them apart for your amusement, be careful when you do so with apprentices. You might end up with who basically ends up being Great Value or President's Choice Shemeshka.

You end up with this little obsessed thing...

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How to think like Shemeshka:

No matter the situation, you're better than everyone else. If there's remotely any doubt, have them dragged out back and beaten while you sip wine at a nearby window and listen to it like a symphony composed in your name. *preen*

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Attn:

Given more time, I coulda prolly made a Shemeshka O in Playloth, but not bad for just futzin' around

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"I don't particularly know what a Shemeshka is, but if they are paying, I am happy to be in their service."

Commission for and their goblin Asimina

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I happen to have twelve thousand Shemeshka Bobblehead Dolls, including living razorvine crowns. Guaranteed to absolutely positively NOT be capable of independent movement, theft, murder, or being used as scry foci.

So... who wants one?! :D

*preen*

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I understand many of you are excited to get a 5e book and adventuring within the Mists. Me too.

BUT!

Those of you that owe me money aren't going to be getting any leniency when I hear, "Oh Shemeshka I'm trapped in the Demiplane of Dread!"

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There's a certain delightful sadism in sending care packages into the Lady's mazes for imprisoned factols, each holding only a handwritten card with the text, "I know the way out. But that would be telling. - Shemeshka"

Let.
Them.
Rot.

*preen*

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It's been a long time that I couldn't find the Artist of Artwork but I just run in circles here.
Does anyone know who drew this Artwork?
It does seem like Shemeshka.

is that an official Artwork?




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"Shylara the Manged isn't getting anywhere near my cheddar 'Red Lothster' biscuits!" A Level 20 adventure designed for 1 level 'Better Than You' arcanaloth named Shemeshka. *PREEN*

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"Shylara isn't getting anywhere near those biscuits!" A Level 20 adventure designed for 1 level 'Better Than You' arcanaloth named Shemeshka. *PREEN*

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There ain't no preening like a Shemeshka preening 'cause a Shemeshka preening don't stop!

(Unless I need to flip out and whip a berk with razorvine to within an inch of their life).

*PREEN*

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So it has come to my august attention that a great many of you (wretched) mortals don't know how to preen! *preen*

So let me instruct you in just how this is accomplished. *preening intensifies*

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"...But you owe me."
Shemeshka the Marauder.

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Debuting a new series of works: DCA Major Arcana

II - The High Priestess
Symbolising secrets and hidden influence

Shemeshka The Maurauder, King of the Crosstrade.

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Shemeshka, the Google. Hope you guys find Strix quickly!
Welcome back,#DiceCameraAction

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