PROTIP: Don't sequence break into an endgame dungeon and open chests or you might find yourself at the mercy of a Stygian Mimic, which-

... huh? It called you cute and joined the party?

What is this, Lizard Quest: Monsters?!

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Sheep Fact There are a variety of sheepdog breeds, such as the Border Collie and Old English Sheepdog, who excel at herding livestock. If you're in the throes of a fire-breathing sheep invasion, consider contacting your local sheepdog for assistance.

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Quix: The King Asshat

protip: can't draw clouds? go outside, take pictures of the sky and use that 👌

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When a killer gives you the killing glance

(protip: don't sneeze when a grooms herself)


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Protip: Don't threaten people when they decide to politely decline your commission. It makes you look like a dick.

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Day after Valentine's Day, treat yourself (or your sweetheart if you have one) to some discount chocolate!
They say love is patient, and for the same price you might get twice the sweetness!

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protip: they love u
🌊⚡️🧡💙

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Protip if you live somewhere where it’s freezing cold rn but u need ur arms free to game or homework, wrap a blanket around you the way McCree wears his poncho/scarf thing. Then u also get the added benefit of looking yeehaw awesome

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Protip: they’re good.

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Protip: You want to make sure the can is empty before you cut the bottom off. Though the house smells great now.

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ProTip for Winter Pile up with your pets for warmth. Now in color.

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PROTIP - Your boss doesn't like ANYTHING.

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"D-Do I look pretty?"

Protip: Give that fluffy boi the white ribbon when you obtain it! ❤️🎀

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Planning your LadiesCon day? Let us help. bring some cash as not all vendors take cards.
https://t.co/kD2v9B6Lwz

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protip 4 werewolf writers: When your character wolfs out, their limbs don't "bend in the wrong direction" they get longer and walk on their tiptoes

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I guess I'm into animation now... and cute snake girls.
Took quite a while but I'm happy that I've actually finished it.
protip: listen to Cold Hearted by Paula Abdul while playing gif for best effect.

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ProTip#3: Pick your fights. It's not a fleeing, it's a tactical retreat!

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If your headrest design ends up looking like a pig snout, try again.

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