Thursday Joke: I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, 'that's Abba-riginal.
https://t.co/nFYEYUKhzG

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Wednesday Joke: I rang up British Telecom and said: 'I want to report a nuisance caller.' He said: 'Not you again' !!
https://t.co/baEVKTxre4

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Stunning commission of my Atlas Kingston done by -- Atlas can steal guns off enemies if he gets close enough, track the kill leader with survey beacons, and rig unopened care packages with bombs. He's kind of an asshole.

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Pen-y-Fan and the high peaks.
Painted in preparation for a larger commission in October.
40cm x 20cm oil on board
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MOnday Joke:
What did the Snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
'Get out of my face.'

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Come hop in our Discord! We’re having fun making picrew facecanons for characters and beaconsonas this morning ~ https://t.co/hRtKpo6euO

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Thursday Joke: The barman in the pub looked over at me said, "Your glass is empty. Fancy another one?"

"Why the heck would I want two empty glasses?" I asked.

https://t.co/P3xavsyf1n

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New VINE - Relics
When we allow the fading trinkets of our past to become the guiding beacons of future actions, we become blinded by the comfort of its deceptive brilliance.

https://t.co/BWc03zALzD

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New VINE - Relics
When we allow the fading trinkets of our past to become the guiding beacons of future actions, we become blinded by the comfort of its deceptive brilliance.
https://t.co/BWc03zALzD

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Friday Joke:Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it!
https://t.co/mB5gaK5x47

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The Skirrid and Abergavenny
Painted from a lovely spot on the side of the Blorenge in July.
10”x8” oil on board.
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watercolour.gouache - Brecon Beacons Wales

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Wednesday Joke: I went to the Chinese restaurant & this duck came up to me with a red rose & says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck''!
https://t.co/W79V4pcIY1

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Llangors Lake from Llangasty
Almost Plein Air
Started on a very hot day last month but had to finish it in the studio after being engulfed by midges

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