In America, you can murder an unarmed black man and get to go about your life and enjoy your wedding, as one of the officers responsible for Stephon’s Clark’s death did today.

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Day 558.1: Fancy book-learning is for coastal elite livin’ zeppelin merchants.

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Day 547: In which a stable genius prefers his questions in the vein of a Highlights Magazine word jumble.

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Day 539: In which it’s a good thing for this man-sized sack of sun-bleached kangaroo meat that his supporters are basically the Eric Trumps of deductive reasoning.

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Day 529: If you’re ever feeling sad, feeling blue, just remember this guy and that at the very least you don’t have to go through life resembling a freshly sucked thumb.

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Day 527: Keeping today positive when so much seems so bleak. We need new blood. We need new leadership. We need new all of it. I hope the Pelosis and Schumers hear it. Go go!!

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Guys please be civil and nicer to bigots and enablers of their primitive ideology ok thanks

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Day 522: In which a bunch of hungry Bigotry Enablers just wanna eat their lunches in peace without owning their shit, man.

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Day 504: So I could have drawn one of the many things this nativist ninny did or said today but instead, still gutted with the sad news of the day. Tony, you did a great service in the endeavor of truth and common ground and will be very missed.

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Day 502: In which a dirty-dealing dummy’s disinterest in his country’s history is rivaled only by his disinterest in his country’s people.

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to one year ago today and our vocabulary-challenged Voldemort’s contribution to the national lexicon. Covfefeliz cumpleanos!

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Day 493: In which a mouthpiece for falsehood and fantasy gets the hook.

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Day 488: In which the caves to a flimflam man, gives the “we’ll see what happens” treatment.

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Day 477: Happy Mother’s Day, hope he got the lonely cesspool of white supremacy a nice bouquet or box of chocolates or something for bringing this Birth of an Abomination into the world.

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Day 454: Making up for not getting one out yesterday, Foghorn Jeffhorn feeling the perjurious pinch of other people’s paranoia.

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