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The "Trump White House" will seem like a -dream compared to the future—nightmare that awaits

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To be fair...
Trump usually only calls people who died serving their country 'suckers' and 'losers'.

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is showing us all what a big is. Good grief, we are in the middle of a Global Pandemic and trump, true to form, makes it all about himself.
Embarrassed by trump’s leadership (lack of).

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Day 1019: In which the Quisling of Queens does his hometown a tremendous solid.

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Day 558.1: Fancy book-learning is for coastal elite livin’ zeppelin merchants.

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Day 547: In which a stable genius prefers his questions in the vein of a Highlights Magazine word jumble.

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Day 539: In which it’s a good thing for this man-sized sack of sun-bleached kangaroo meat that his supporters are basically the Eric Trumps of deductive reasoning.

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Day 502: In which a dirty-dealing dummy’s disinterest in his country’s history is rivaled only by his disinterest in his country’s people.

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to one year ago today and our vocabulary-challenged Voldemort’s contribution to the national lexicon. Covfefeliz cumpleanos!

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Day 454: Making up for not getting one out yesterday, Foghorn Jeffhorn feeling the perjurious pinch of other people’s paranoia.

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Day 452: In which when times are tough and your ambulance chaser is under criminal investigation, play the reliable, bigoted-bugle-blowing hits.

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to one year ago today and the Washington Wormtongue will always find an excuse to un-recuse.

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Day 429: In which one faces the Sophie’s Choice of Cowards: hide from pupils or porn stars?#resist

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Day 368: In which Foghorn Jeffhorn hopes the role of the coy, forgetful elf-dandy keeps the special counsel spectre at bay.

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Day 345: Happy New Year’s all! Here’s to hoping it’s a happier and healthier one for (almost) everyone.

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Day 342: In which one sees the rain, tells California not to sweat those fake news wildfires because droughts are over, believe me.

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