Day 488: In which the caves to a flimflam man, gives the “we’ll see what happens” treatment.

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the text says : i’m bisexual and stupid. that’s all i am. god looked at my shitty tiny frame and said, “you’re going to be a little bisexual moron” then released me into the world.

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Day 477: Happy Mother’s Day, hope he got the lonely cesspool of white supremacy a nice bouquet or box of chocolates or something for bringing this Birth of an Abomination into the world.

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Day 452: In which when times are tough and your ambulance chaser is under criminal investigation, play the reliable, bigoted-bugle-blowing hits.

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Is it an oxymoron to say Happy Friday the 13th? I mean, it’s still Friday, right? https://t.co/vlx5wiiPnh

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Dumb thing I keep forgetting to post.
Quick joke doodle for a cute moron who just wants to be a cow.

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It's Tuesday. Day 446.
Mango Moron's Homeland Security Adviser Tom Bossert has resigned.

Michael Cohen might be free.

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I swear this is like karamatsu all over again. Why are you attractive you god damn pretty moron?

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to one year ago today and the Washington Wormtongue will always find an excuse to un-recuse.

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Day 430: In which their command of Photoshop is second only to their commanding fear of motivated students. I

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Day 429: In which one faces the Sophie’s Choice of Cowards: hide from pupils or porn stars?#resist

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Some cute adorable morons are cheering you on. You can do it, you can do the thing. You got this.

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