"Can I borrow your wife?"
"Uh..."
Does the 'bro code' mean nothing to you people?!

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"It's time you learn what happens when you make me jealous..."
*excited squeal*

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??? "Come on. Tell me how much you want me."
It's always 5 o'clock somewhere, right?

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"I made a promise and I intend to honor it. Nothing else matters."

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(Will she say yes to what I'm going say...? God, I hope so.)

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Ready to embark on a journey with your favorite captains?! More stories have been added to

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But I have a job to do... Next week, I shall set out to hunt them down.

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Those pirates are at it again. They're a thorn in my side...

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Only one thing to do... Get there before they can! Crew, anchors aweigh!

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"I will always come back to you. But if I asked you to come with me, would you?"

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What's this? The Sirius is on its way to an island filled with buried treasure?!

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"We're certainly changing things up today..." Your rock star is here to offer you his tender loving care!

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Those guys'll realize I'm gone soon enough and come back for me... Just gotta be patient!

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What? The ship set sail without me...? That's what I get for drinkin' with Jack... Ha ha ha!

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Shin: "You are my Shangri-la in this world of brimstone and death."

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Pirates in Love: Captain's Cut is out now on iOS and Android! Ready to sail the high seas, landlubbers?!

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Harada: "I can burn brighter, live stronger, knowing that you’re here."

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Okita: Your presence in my life is so important, words can’t do it justice.

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