If you have time. Instead of jacking off to a doujin may I introduce you to a doujin with a good story. This is a yaoi but even if you are straight the story is good. Also read the mangaka actual non-explicit manga "Fukakai na Boku no Subete o". You will not regret it.

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Today's is, "Uemura is a good boy" Uemura is a model student who actually loves masturbating more than anything. His facade slips when playboy underclassman, Matsuoka, catches him jacking off to panties.

Licensed by Futekiya🌸!

https://t.co/j6ZRZgGzub

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Every time I see someone call marth the “generic lord” in a negative context I wanna start swinging. He’s only generic because your boring ass fave is jacking his style. Truly an innovator. Nothing but love for my hero king.

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Whats your favorite LTM?

Mine has to be Air Royale tbh, I just loved jumping off of planes and hijacking other peoples planes so me and my friend would both be vibing in different planes.

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Assorted hijinx ensue! (I didn't even mention the sentient trees, the hunters' guild, the hivemind brain-hijacking crabs, the car theft, the necromancy, or the sewer adventures)

✨ You can read it from start to finish here: https://t.co/RiFmtwMM7s (It's over 1300 pages)

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I'm jacking this hairstyle because it's too good for an AU I probably won't revisit AND it's got big SR vibes anyway

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And Homin a major fuck boy. He purposely wants to fuck with Ye-eun so she'll punish him (instead of just asking like a normal person) and he's been jacking it to all of the recordings he took from the bugged phone he's been blackmailing Dorim with.

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Tactless and distasteful? Yeah that's fair, but people ARE going to waifu everything, and anime style waifus are always given that chan honorific.

High-jacking a meme waifu to spread (potentially) useful information to weebs arguably is a net positive.

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(My apologies to the crewniverse for hijacking the promo art but...)

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drew Link from last year and used game screencaps for backgrounds 😤🌸💞

also some people found his pose weird but I JUST TRIED TO MAKE HIM FLEX HIS 💪 MUSLCES 💪OK MY PURE BB IS NOT JACKING OFF 😠😠😠😠😠🤜

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My Valentine's Day plans? Dropping four episodes every hour starting at 6pm EST/3pm PST. Undead love with , Love zombies with , Pill Brain with , Placental hijacking with David Haig https://t.co/tl5Jkau9sM

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body hijacking human black hole uses canine assfuck's credit card for her nefarious purposes

https://t.co/HEwjFPMikR

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Oh my god was that the channel hijacking of 87!!!???

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The Top 8 Troy McClure Movies I'd Love to See:

8. P is for Psycho
7. Meet Joe Blow
6. Hydro
5. Cry Yuma
4. The President's Neck is Missing!
3. Leper in the Backfield
2. The Boatjacking of Supership 79
1. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel

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Ngl, Im feeling all the art I drew of katz being bottom-ey

Am I jacking off to myself?

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during jacking off vs after jacking off

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shout out to everyone's favorite team mom who ended up hijacking my blogs on more than one occasion :v
(Consistency with how I draw her? What's that?)

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- "Sticky" from Part 5 by and , in stores now! Why you should always carry wet-wipes when hijacking a spaceship... https://t.co/U0JrXEysSE

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A painting of my husband jacking off in bed! I realized I had never actually done anything with this sketch I did of him for his book

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