I Do Not Control the Speed at Which Lobsters Die🦞

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yusuke with his lobsters for @/koalarolls


ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴᴇᴅ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇ! ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴜꜱᴇ ᴏʀ ʀᴇᴘᴏꜱᴛ!

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(OC) Uri, Probably would like lobsters if he knew what they were

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And second, an update on the Jorah/Daenerys arranged marriage fic ❤️ - https://t.co/CFgc9ooo4U 😍 But while we’re waiting for the lobsters to finally meet (soon, promise 😂🥰), I slipped in a little because why not? 🤷🏼‍♀️😍❤️ Again, with prettiness included 😍

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The average person swallows 8 lobsters in their sleep every year

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Me, fighting off the lobsters they sent to repossess my home.

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Our entry for today’s is Snap, a vicious mermaid who love’s lobsters and cold water.

Catch our daily draw and draw tomorrow for our next
https://t.co/VjOMNH8VdB

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Day 4: Siblings

Brock Lobster is a pitch idea about hipster seafood restaurateur Brock, his fun-loving fisherman twin sister Rochelle, half a dozen asshole talking lobsters, and all the trouble and chaos that comes when the food you're cooking starts talking back!

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“‘Eurgh!’ squealed Lavender Brown, jumping backwards.
‘Eurgh’ just about summed up the Blast-Ended Skrewts, in Harry’s opinion. They looked like deformed, shell-less lobsters, horribly pale and slimy-looking…”
— JKR (GF13)

by maryquiZe

https://t.co/qEXdL1XiKE

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whats up it's crimm looking fine in lobsters

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Quick digital doodle-roo of Kitagawa Yusuke, fulltime artist and part time king of the lobsters.

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TTRPG supplement idea:

Action snakes and lobsters, a Molt (Bolt) RPG

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Only one has the Big D Energy! 'Cause he IS the BIG D! The Red Rascal! The Leviathan of The Lower East Side! That's right baby! Lobsters beware! Entering the ring at a cool 25 thousand pounds...it's the one...the only....no, it ain't Clifford you fools! It's...🥁
DEVIL DINOSAUR!

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Dismembering, splitting, boiling. Don't eat lobsters or crabs.

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Mi-Go

Design's primarily inspired by Crustaceous Rex (Godzilla: The Series), Lobsters, and their standard depiction.

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