Heartless joke du jour 1888
Mr. Mould (the undertaker): I heard some bad news today. A man whom I’ve known for years has just died.
Mrs. Mould (smiles): That ought not to be very bad news for us, Uriah.
Mr. Mould: He was blown up by dynamite, my dear.

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I'm obsessed with Uriah that I went and did a little pixel art. It took 2 hours and now my finger is aching!!

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David & Uriah, David trying to look all casual and not at all like his sealed letter will ensure Uriah's death. By Pieter Lastman, d. OTD 1633.

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I'm Sebastian, a gay trans man. I'm a dog groomer, and avid MS Paint fan. I have a beautiful partner, Uriah, and together we have a horrible dog-son, Beau.

I've been on T since 2015, had top surgery in 2017.

Here to say transition saved my life!

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It's Uriah! He's doing science!

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Was not feeling great yesterday so i sketch maki and uriah

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We made a thing for 's birthday!~ SO excited for Uriah to come back for season two tomorrow night. If y'all haven't read it, now is an EXCELLENT time to catch up on . 🥳🔪💖
https://t.co/1KUCYFYrxI

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Hmmm.... Uriah fursona!!!

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Another of uriah being angry. I swear hes never usually super angry hes just fun tondraw this way because hes so meek most of the time

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My angry pact welder/builder, born Flame Legion, Uriah. Someone said something about the flame legion he didnt like.

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Uriah Heep from David Copperfield, by Joseph Clayton Clarke, 1889 art

Heep is one of the main antagonists of the novel. His character is notable for his cloying humility, obsequiousness, and insincerity, making frequent references to his own "'umbleness".

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Unfinished bust of my angel character Uriah. I'll write him up a bio some time.

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My character Muriah! ;u; Thanks for the chance!

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Muriah DeLavu, and I hope that before she dies, she at least gets to whip and/or devour someone.

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Hasil serangan udara di Utara Suriah yg diduga kuat pake AGM-114 R9X alias target dihajar pake enam pisau yang ditempelin ke rudal.....

Definition of 'cutting edge' technology https://t.co/V8UV9iafAB

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good night
"Lady In Black" - Uriah Heep
https://t.co/XjKMgebwZx

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A doodle commission of Muriah by clover-teapot on deviantart! Big... hair. 👀❤️

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