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@sbarra_anthony Gallus: *stretches and groans annoyed* Uuugghh... Monday...
Unikitty: *jumps out of bed excitedly* YAY!! MONDAY!!
@sbarra_anthony Yona: *rolling down a flight of stairs out of control* Look out below!!!
Unikitty: *sighs* Not again...
Yona: *she crashes down on Unikitty again* Ohhh... Yona dizzy...!
Cozy Glow: *gasp* Yona! Are you okay?!
@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: I wonder what made her so sick?
Lachlan: *joking* She probably saw Smolder’s butt?
Unikitty: Ptttfff!! *laughing*
@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: I’m trying to get the assignment that Starlight gave us done!
Gallus: At this time of night? Seriously, don’t worry about it, go back to bed.
Unikitty: I can’t! I’ve just got to make it really good for her!
@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: *gasp!* THIS song helps me fly faster! *she uses her magic to change the song to this one*
https://t.co/IBkg1O4YQv
Twilight: Oh no! She changed the song! Now we’ll never catch her!
Rainbow Dash: Oh yes we will!
@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: Keeping what a secret from you...? *she tries backing away, but she gets cornered by Twilight’s friends*
@sbarra_anthony Twilight: *shows up* Good morning, everycreature.
Unikitty: *screams and flies down the hallway*
Twilight: (What’s eating her?) ...Smolder, Gallus? Did you two scare her with a cucumber again?
@Italiobas Unikitty: *giggle* Thanks! Now you-! *she sees a crocodile eerily emerge from the water in front of Lachlan*
Lachlan: *gets ready to jump* Okay Unikitty, here I- *she stops him*
@Italiobas Unikitty: *she keeps looking at Lachlan and makes the leap* AAAAHHH!!
*CLAP! he catches her paw!*
@Italiobas Unikitty: Goodnight Bas, and thanks everyone for celebrating the 30th Anniversary of Sailor Moon last Monday!
Serena/Sailor Moon: Yes, thanks everyone for celebrating my anime's 30th Anniversary, especially Matthew and Serena!
@sbarra_anthony Twilight: Unikitty, I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to give you a detention.
Unikitty: Oh, that’s not too bad--!
@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: *laughing* As if I’d really get eaten by a dragon!
Smolder: Pssh, yeah! You have a bigger chance of that happening with a GRIFFON, not kidding!
Unikitty: Wait, what?!
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: Wait, you were stuck on a deserted island?!
Unikitty: You didn’t know that?
Applejack: I think Pinkie Pie forgot to tell her.
Pinkie Pie: Oopsie!
@Italiobas Unikitty: *she looks to her right and sees a shiny crystal*
Lachlan: *offscreen* Heheh, that one makes Applejack laugh too! *he was unaware that Unikitty had found some sort of crystal*
@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: *groan* How come Lachlan can eat more than me and still keep his slim figure?
Twilight: Well, I wasn’t kidding when I said that he and Pinkie Pie share a stomach!
@Italiobas Music: (Mechabandicoot from Crash Twinsanity)
https://t.co/8EjSwOazGB
Unikitty: *she flies out to find Master Frown in his battle mech* I knew it! Master Frown!
@sbarra_anthony Puppycorn: Y’know, she’s right! They’re both cute!
Unikitty: Hm, I look good from that angle...
@sbarra_anthony Smolder: Because it happens all the time.
Yona: *stands up to show the others her friend flattened by her*
Unikitty: *groan* *dizzy talk* Don’t worry Vitruvius, I found the piece of resistance~!
@sbarra_anthony Rarity: Unikitty? Where is she?
Unikitty: *muffled* I’m under here! A little help please?
@sbarra_anthony Angel: Hey guys, I just had the tastiest berries in a long while! *burp!*
Unikitty: Uh-oh... he ate it...