my mom just said she would have home schooled me if she had the money…I mean we have it but we’re not rich like that-

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L👏F👏G👏
Just won this sick in a bats poker tourney on ♥️ ♣️ ♦️ ♠️
if you don’t have a bat, WTF are you even doing with your life!?
GET IN HERE!!🔥🔥🔥
come hang in the discord and try to take me down in the next tourney…
…I’ll be out for blood 🩸🦇

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It’s fantastic! Though just this made me all gooey…

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This tweet really made me realize…

Bandai just fucking hates Bardock don’t they…?

The ONLY time he’s gotten his moment to shine was in FighterZ but that was literally years ago. They hype him up a lot, but in reality… they just have a love/hate relationship with him… https://t.co/A4qeclYnNH

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someone asked me who made this art of myself for ace attorney… and it feels so good to say that it was me who drew it! here’s a time-lapse 🥹👍 https://t.co/7GumUZuHfd

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Went to a casino where you can wager humanity instead of money… But… my luck is terrible, and I keep losing! I’m sure if I just play another hand of blackjack, I’ll get back to normal! I couldn’t lose *again* and get stuck on all fours, right…?

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midjourney…

(beautiful anime girl, long pink-haird, in ice garden, blue eyes, on dimly glowing ground, in starry night

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Hey… it keeps flowing out… it won’t stop… can you help me? Please?💞💦

Art by 🎨: @/ayu_pm_

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For those new here…

Hello! I’m Dash. I’m an art monkey who’s a big fan of:

-Pokémon
-Animal Crossing
-Kirby
-Pikmin
-Sonic
-Super Monkey Ball
-Farming Sims
-Other weird fun obscure stuff

(please don’t look up the life expectancy of a monkey…)

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(Upon getting recognized in Yakuza 8)

“Kazuma Kiryu? No idea who that is. My name is… *looks around* Car… zoomer… key… Ryu… yeah yeah, car zoomer key ryu. Ah crap.”

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I’ve found the rural women who aren’t octogenarians.
They…all have babies. Every single woman
I’m now being asked when I’m going to have kids by my relatives dear god help

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hey…will you please forgive me for being a serial liar…? 🥺🤎

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sees you for the carpetbagger that you are………
Go back to New Jersey, or Palm Beach, or New York, or your native

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Reigen x Qifrey….kinda obsessed

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How i feel saying the word nakey…

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