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Asterix and the Chariot Race - Roman minister of roads and transport makes promises he can't deliver.
Asterix and the Missing scroll - Milk-toast "Censorship is bad" episode.
Asterix and Obelix all at Sea - Sad tale of a Roman admiral trying to get back Ceaser's ship.
Asterix and the Secret Weapon - Village women discover feminism, immediately regret it.
Asterix and the Black Gold - First French expedition for oil in the middle east.
Asterix and Caesar’s Gift - For once, indirectly, Ceaser manages to troll the village.
Asterix and the Soothsayer - Old hobo tricks entire village for free shit.
Asterix and the Laurel Wreath - Chief's ego gets better of him at family dinner, causes misery for Asterix and Obelis.
Asterix and the Roman Agent - Accelerationist uses the power of gossip.
Asterix at the Olympic Games - Warning against (getting caught) using drugs in sports.
Asterix the Legionary - Tale of two centurions trying to keep their underlings in check.
Asterix and the Normans - Town boy goes to countryside, finds his balls.
Asterix and the Big Fight - Manifesto against throwing big rocks at old people.