Boyfriend: Do you like turnips?

Me:

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Do NOT interrupt her travels. She has PLACES to GO and TURNIPS to SELL. She is a SERIOUS BUSINESS WOMAN and she does NOT have time for your SHENANIGANS. (for my brother's birthday)

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Enjoy the turnips :) .•*.🤍.*•.

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i want a REAL FUCKING DODO CODE FOR MY TURNIPS

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Happy Sunday, don't forget to buy your turnips! ✨🌱

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turnips, turnips
worth tons of bells
but she eats them till her breath smells

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turnips, turnips! watch em’ rise! try to earn a nice surprise! 🧺🌿

happy sunday 🤎

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Happy Sunday morning! Don't forget to buy your turnips 💚

Our new Daisy Mae turnip 3D mouse pad is available for pre-order:
https://t.co/OcqPwxRuTf

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Touch my turnips and pay the price!

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I came across these two siblings while I was on my way to buy some groceries, apparently they are looking to buy turnips ~ ;)
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I love garter socks and sandals. With the power of drawing I added matching garter gloves. If these aren’t real, they should be...

ya, she’s flicking a booger

Selling turnips tomorrow

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eyman you got any more turnips

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