Wisdom: If you find yourself listening to a llama scream in the dead of night always remember to try harder

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For all delighted that the Monty Python Philosophers' Song was anticipated by Edward Ward's Wine & Wisdom: or, the Tipling Philosophers. A lyrick Poem. Third in an occasional series: Diogenes the Cynic, who gave up everything happily--except wine. So he sniffed his (wine) barrel

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Wisdom: If you find yourself with a banana in your ear always remember to realize you suck

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Wisdom: If you find yourself looking up always remember block of cheese

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Wisdom: If you find yourself listening to a llama scream in the dead of night always remember to SELL SELL SELL!

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Wisdom: If you find yourself listening to a llama scream in the dead of night always remember to make tacos

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember to make tacos

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Wisdom: If you find yourself with no friends always remember to realize you suck

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember to realize you suck

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Wisdom: If you find yourself reading through SHIT tweets on Twitter always remember no one loves you Dave

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Wisdom: If you find yourself looking up always remember to give up and go home

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Wisdom: If you find yourself eating a sandwich always remember to make tacos

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Wisdom: If you find yourself with a banana in your ear always remember to try harder

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Wisdom: If you find yourself reading through SHIT tweets on Twitter always remember to make tacos

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Wisdom: If you find yourself reading through SHIT tweets on Twitter always remember no one loves you Dave

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember Burger King is only a bus-ride away

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Wisdom: If you find yourself looking up always remember to SELL SELL SELL!

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Wisdom: If you find yourself peeing alone always remember to try harder

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Wisdom: If you find yourself with no friends always remember to SELL SELL SELL!

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Wisdom: If you find yourself with a banana in your ear always remember to realize you suck

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