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What did Darth Vader say when his speeder broke down? #RevengeOfTheFifth #Revengeofthe5th #DarthVader #DadJokeOfTheDay #StarWars
Did you hear about the dragon that choked on a shoe while swallowing villagers whole?
It was a real clog. 👞
#dungeonsanddragons #dnd #dnddadjokes #ttrpg #dragon
Art by @DarekZabrocki
The reason I don’t like Russian dolls is they are just so full of themselves.
#dadjoke #dadjokefriday #dadjokes
Why do mindflayers all look the same?
They are itenticle 🐙
#DnD #DndDadJokes #ttrpg art by #AlexSturdee
Art for #resbang CLOSER by lostghostsanddadjokes. Find the differences in Arachne’s card! #arachnegorgon #souleater #makaalbarn #soulevans
Got ambushed by a dragon and had to wyrm my way out of it.
#dungeonsanddragons #dnddadjokes Art by @saeed_ramez
Today's repost is for my friend Ryan's birthday since this is his favorite comic🥳 My dad doesn't even have to say this joke anymore because we anticipate it😆
#adultlife #comicpanel #comics #comicstrip #dadjokes #humor #littleanimatedme #originalcomic #speechbubble
There’s been a lot of rain here in the southeast US. Need to build an ark? #DadJokeOfTheDay