Did you hear about the dragon that choked on a shoe while swallowing villagers whole?

It was a real clog. 👞


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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

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Modern appliances may be spying on us.

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The reason I don’t like Russian dolls is they are just so full of themselves.

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Why do mindflayers all look the same?

They are itenticle 🐙

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Taking the dadjokes like a champ.

© K. Wolfram 2021

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Where does a fish go to borrow money?

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Why didn’t the teddy bear have any dessert?

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Art for CLOSER by lostghostsanddadjokes. Find the differences in Arachne’s card!

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What animal can jump higher than a house?

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What did one cactus say to another?

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Got ambushed by a dragon and had to wyrm my way out of it.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers?

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What does a clam do on her birthday?

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Why did the pepper wear a sweatshirt?

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Today's repost is for my friend Ryan's birthday since this is his favorite comic🥳 My dad doesn't even have to say this joke anymore because we anticipate it😆

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There’s been a lot of rain here in the southeast US. Need to build an ark?

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