Lachlan: Think of it as payback for tricking me into believing that you eat ponies.

Discord: Me? Eat ponies? *scoff* That’s preposterous!
(Keyword = Preposterous)

Lachlan: Gesundheit. (he has no idea what that keyword means)

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Spike: How’d it get wrecked anyway?

Lachlan: It... fell into my bathtub.

Spike: *scoff* Who accidentally drops their phone into a bathtub?

Lachlan: It wasn’t really an accident, I wanted to see if it would float.

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R 【嘲る夜叉】 Scoffing Yaksha

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R 【嘲る夜叉】 Scoffing Yaksha

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Favorite OC:
Right now it's Lyrael, probably because they're my dnd pc but I can slot them nicely into my story world canon.
They're vain, spoiled, entitled, care free, thin skinned, *SCOFFS*, *PRESTIGIGITATION*, fashionable, but also on the inside a lonely lil 6'11" tall elf

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Kevin’s scoffing most excellent biscuits while he’s on Islay... I’m quite envious! https://t.co/84cXmi7Tb9 😆💛

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*scoffs* I can hear a strong frothy piss a mile away.

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✨予約開始✨
“玲瓏”双子のチャイナワンピース【坂内若×WitchSundriesCoffin】

イラストレーター坂内若さんが描かれたイラストを
知世さんのブランド「WitchSundriesCoffin」が再現❣️

美しい双子のチャイナドレスをご堪能ください🌟

ご予約は6/6まで✅
🍀送料無料🍀
https://t.co/62HA6znrjY

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COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEEBOOKSCOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEEHENTAICOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE

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“Astar will love you.”

“Astar?” I scoffed. “Yeah, right.”

“Why?”

“Astar? The ginger? The one with the swords?”

Seph nodded. “Aye. How many Astar’s do you know?”

“I mean …” I ran my hands through my hair. “She hates me. And she’s butch!”

“So?”

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Yes, I know, no pickles for you and too much mayo. Has anyone ever told you your eating habits are distant

[second voice is close enough to the mic for it to be picked up: Yes, you.]

[scoffing noise] Well, at least it’s a trustworthy opinion.

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May or may not be inspired by current events.

PlasMoney is nothing to scoff at, if you're in healthy enough condition.

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SCOFFS & Esther

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absolutely floored by this great work @/bearbuckscoffee did

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今日のお絵かき配信の成果
1、短パンはいいぞ!!!!!
2、@ AbeakoC FA
3、@ MsCoffee_YoRuNo FA
落書だから線画ぐっちゃなのは許してください・・・

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SCOFFS KAUFFMAN, PRIVATE EYE

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"'Until, death to us part?'" Primrose scoffed. "Soon, we'll be together, forever & ever & ever... Hold me, so that our bodies may melt, together in these flames of passion!"
【Invite ID】748479387837
【URL】https://t.co/FADEVxTe6n

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Quand tes collaborateurs ont beaucoup de patience avec tes kinks (ou juste préfèrent ne pas poser de questions)

1. Mytho tome 1 ()
2. Rhapsody (Kappou)
3. Escoffier roi des cuisiniers ()
4. Colossale épisode 21 ()

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II. The Diplomat’s Request

“You’re literally one year older than me.” the green-haired scoffed, trying to avoid Leader’s hand. “At this point in life, I think I might be more mature than you.” 

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