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“What did the man say when he had nothing left to dip his chips in? I’ve hit GUAC BOTTOM! Haha!”

On Avocado and my OC Coconut Oil Cookie have a contest to see who can be the loudest! Who will win~?
    

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2019-08-17

Q: Why did the marksman get glasses?

A: Because she needed "sharp eyes".

😅

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2019-08-17

- Knock knock
Who's there?
- Interrupting cow
Interrupting--moooooo--cow--mooooo--?
Illustration by Michael Witte https://t.co/ZOdoKyEpaX

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2019-08-16

-Knock knock
Who's there?
-Banana
Banana who?
-Knock knock
Who's there?
-Banana
Banana who?
-Knock knock
Who's there?
-Orange
Orange who?
-Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Banana: Orange: Mary Woodin

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2019-08-16

Let's start off shall we?
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What’s the difference between a tub full of freezing water and a depth contour?
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One is an icy bath and the other’s an isobath. 😂
https://t.co/43Ev3XSiWN

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2019-08-16

My dad trained a crow to talk and named him Sam. Unfortunately, my dad didn’t teach Sam when to quit talking. Sam learned to repeat everything he heard. His most famous words were “Stop It! Sam!”

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2019-04-27

My dad trained a crow to talk and named him Sam. Unfortunately, my dad didn’t teach Sam when to quit talking. Sam learned to repeat everything he heard. His most famous words were “Stop It! Sam!” Happy National Crow and Raven Day

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2019-04-27

Q: Why do camels make good soldiers?
A: Because they can camelflage 🤣
joke in celebration of
Image via https://t.co/Ipdeb1oliL

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2018-08-17

What’s Your favorite Food?? Mexican I can taco 🌮 bout it that all day Hahaha Get it -Luan Loud 😂😂😂

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2018-08-17

It’s so heads up - this one’s terrible: what do head lice do in their free time? Nitting! You know what’s better, ‘Mike the Spike’ by illustrated by

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2018-08-17

rules to live by don't tell a doorperson a Knock Knock joke.

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2018-08-16

Today is It wasn't easy to find a joke that fitted in with the design and print industry but we thought this one wasn't too bad 😂

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2018-08-16

Today is in the US of A! These costume designs are simply labeled "Fairy Tale Character"—any guesses as to who they might be?

Learn more about the MKE Handicraft Project and this series here: https://t.co/3ObpUqAdzm

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2018-02-27