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It’s Juwana. Juwana who? Ya know Juwana Seymour Butts...I know you do 😁#NationalRumDay

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In the spirit of here is a joke for you (sorry not sorry)

"What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

... One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a GREAT year"

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What did the Murloc say as he jumped into the ocean? 🌊

"Sea you later!" 👋


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What did the ocean say to the naga?

Nothing, it just waved.


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Today it’s - and right on time, I finished my next commissioned piece of artwork for who wished to see Luan Loud in the most adorable clown costume ever! Luan loves telling jokes so I thought this was perfect for today!

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What kinds of clothes do older pigs give their younger siblings?

Ham-me-downs.

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I heard today was I know a certain prankster who would love this day just as much as April Fool's Day.

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Happy 🤣

We are celebrating with our favourite time traveler and teller of funny jokes, Yadina!

Enjoy this smash-up of some of her most hilarious work!
Laughs this way 👉 https://t.co/n4ilPz3FSe

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“What did the man say when he had nothing left to dip his chips in? I’ve hit GUAC BOTTOM! Haha!”

On Avocado and my OC Coconut Oil Cookie have a contest to see who can be the loudest! Who will win~?
    

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Q: Why did the marksman get glasses?

A: Because she needed "sharp eyes".

😅

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- Knock knock
Who's there?
- Interrupting cow
Interrupting--moooooo--cow--mooooo--?
Illustration by Michael Witte https://t.co/ZOdoKyEpaX

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-Knock knock
Who's there?
-Banana
Banana who?
-Knock knock
Who's there?
-Banana
Banana who?
-Knock knock
Who's there?
-Orange
Orange who?
-Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Banana: Orange: Mary Woodin

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Ooooo we've got one!

Q: What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean?

A: H to O!

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Our members during Social Breakfast every week 🍩

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Let's start off shall we?
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What’s the difference between a tub full of freezing water and a depth contour?
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One is an icy bath and the other’s an isobath. 😂
https://t.co/43Ev3XSiWN

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