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#Irkafirka10 “@stuart_taylor
Is it normal for a spider to make a thud noise when it gets sucked up the hoover?”
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#Irkafirka10 @Oedipus_Lex “I smell like a wet dog.”
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#Irkafirka10 “@Mr_Safeway Some old bats are sitting near me, gossiping, knitting and talking about tennis.”
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#Irkafirka10 ”@kath0401 - i think yawning could be my second language”
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#Irkafirka10 “@richardjingram
Sharing train carriage with a pigeon. I wonder what its plans are?” https://t.co/9bKXYVfzWj