In 1326 Celandine Gruberschnitzel invented the first whale-powered commercial submarine.

Its maiden voyage beneath the now evaporated Sea of Vienna was somewhat marred by the craft straying too close to the infamous Viennese Whirlpool & the resultant drowning of all passengers.

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“Rian’s boat has made millions of dollars so it must be great,” said the pro-Rian passengers.

“But we paid to sail on the boat before we knew it had holes in it,” said the anti-Rian passengers.

“We will never again sail on a boat made by this corporation,” they added.

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25 - Marcelyne, the Harpy Hostess

This joyous redhead is known for her expertise in finding lost/late passengers. She has the nose for it.

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Wallace Hartley & band played music to comfort passengers.

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How automakers see back seat passengers... http://t.co/XNNSBrJeal via

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