Weiss: "I hope everyone got what they wanted for Christmas, and if this dolt of mine gives you any trouble please let me know."

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[In the Schnee garden]

Weiss: *sighs*
???: What's wrong?
Weiss: W-Who's there?
???: Don't worry about that.
Weiss: Ok..
???: I could show you a different possibility in your life. Interested?
Weiss: Mmmm.. I don't know. What's the catch?
???: *Smiles wickedly* No catch
Weiss: Ok

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Weiss: I just hope shes still alive.

Ruby: who are you talking about?

Weiss: my bear

Ruby; I thought I was your —

Weiss: i-

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-Meanwhile in Weiss's Office-

Weiss: Ruby, I got work to do!
Ruby: Work can wait because I need you.
Secretary: Should I reschedule your meeting for today?
Ruby: Yes, you should *throw the papers on the floor*
Weiss: Ruby! *blushes*
Secretary: Alright then. You got it! 💗

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¡Ya podéis jugar a mi entrada en la Mujer leyendo es un juego de dibujar cabezas a los bocetos de Rosario Weiss: https://t.co/M2b0tetlSq

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Weiss: while we’re in atlas academy we should act appropriately and sleep in our own beds
Blake: ok
Blake the next morning:

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Weiss:*breeding Ruby*"enjoying my schnee cock?~"

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weiss: *does anything*

everyone @ obsidius:

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Weiss: Will you at least procure a new set of lingerie for the festivities? Some spring colors, perhaps?
Kainé: Keep talking, Weiss! Let's see how smug you are when I toss you on a campfire.

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Weiss: Don't do this to me. I'm your sister.

Winter: Don't play the sister card now.

Weiss: Don’t play the sister card? Situations like this are exactly why the sister card exists!

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Weiss: "Me. My girlfriend and her Robo-Girlfriend." (?)

Vol. 7 in a nutshell.

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Camp Half-Blood AU - Ruby:Child of Apollo (eyes+light manip.)Yang:Child of Ares (Ares kid that’s workin through anger issues), Weiss:Hecate (magic/glyphs), Blake:Athena (y'all got it)

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Weiss: why am I doing this

Yang: Blake & Ruby wanted to bond as sister in-laws

Weiss: I still don't get it

Yang: I didn't know either Nora gave me the idea. I'd rather do this with Blake

Weiss: I would rather be with Ruby

Yang: I wonder what they r doing

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Weiss: Meow~
Ruby:Oh my god...
Credits:

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Anyone interested in reading an e-galley of RISE OF THE HALFLING KING can find it on Edelweiss:

https://t.co/NZulFxrJtZ

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Weiss: You need to stop pushing people away.

Winter, pushing Weiss away: I don't push people away.

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Weiss: "Ruby, we're going to be late. Are you going to let go?"

Ruby: "Hmmm... Nah!"

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Weiss: I guess Neptune could go with me
Ruby: PFFPHPH Naaah

I'm always laughing at this one moment and the way Ruby sounds

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