# nightwing batfamily damianwayne supersons batman blackbutler

Batman: "He's tough. Any suggestions, Boss?"

Bruce: "Joker's vain and likes to talk. He'll try to distract you, but don't listen. Block it out and power on through."

Batman: "Wait.. I like to talk too."

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

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2020-12-13

Alfred: Is everything alright?

Bruce: Dick isn't picking my calls.

Alfred: Strange. I speak to him all the time.

Bruce, sulking: Leave Me Alone, Alfred. I MUST BROOD.

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2020-12-11

glides to the rescue.
Meanwhile, Bruce: "you never let me down" vibes LOL

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2020-11-09

🦇2 new Damian Wayne posts every MON, TUE and THU
🦇2 novos posts de Damian Wayne toda SEG, TER e QUI

Bruce: Damian fell ill! What do I do?!
❌treat him with warm soup & some pills to take down the fever
❌take him to the hospital
✅call Alfred

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2020-11-05

Bruce: What no cowboy hat?
Clark: It’s cute that you think I could a afford one. Plus I’m more John Deer brand county boy. You’d be right in home in one though
Bruce: But then I’d be the bad guy for having a black hat
Clark: Yeah like I said you’d be right at home.

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2020-10-26

bruce: gets stern with lil jason
lil jason: 🥺🥺🥺

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2020-10-11

Bruce: Sorry I was written terribly for a while there

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2020-09-16

Marcus: Swamp...Ass? But I don't live in a swamp.

Bruce: Swamp Ass means that you have a very stinky musky smelling ass.

Marcus: Ooooh....Hehe that is me. https://t.co/lUqUNy20ci

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2020-08-03

Bruce: All my bleeding is internal! That's where the blood's supposed to be!

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2020-07-07

Clark: "How did you figure out my Secret Identity?"

Bruce: "I'm Batman."

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2020-06-29

Bruce: I may...die today.... pls protect my one Funyun my child.... it is all I have
Berry B Benson: Sure I love Funyuns

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2020-06-21

hulk: ok this isn't working time for plan b
bruce: wh-
hulk: *de-hulks to bruce*
thor: *actually breaks free from mind control because he refuses to harm bruce*
bruce: oh.

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2020-06-10

I nominate Alfred 4 best Dad
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Bruce:
"You think you know everything about me, don't you?"
Alfred:
"I diapered your bottom; I bloody well ought to, SIR!"
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2020-05-07

clark: hey b, i need a pic of you for my article
bruce: oh? don’t worry i’ll send you one later
bruce later: sends a literal pinup

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2020-05-03

bruce: i love kids i love kids

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2020-04-15

*after performing exactly two songs*
Bruce: Thot Time. :)

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2020-03-28

matt: *fuckign. smashes the robin display with a sledgehammer*
bruce: you know i couldve just opened that for you

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2020-03-15

Bruce: "Please. I need it to be different now. I know I made a promise. But I didn't see this coming! I didn't count on being happy.
Please.. Tell me it's okay."

Andrea: "Maybe they already have. Maybe they sent me."

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

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2020-03-14

Bingo Fill: Natasha / Bruce

Natasha: (Exasperated) The Hulk would have had this up here in under 3 minutes....

Bruce: The Hulk would have thrown this thing clear to New Jersey while you were screaming “pivot” in the stairwell!!

Natasha Bingo 2020

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2020-03-02