Alhamdulillah, final typography guna gambar lama, senang kerja 🤫#designerdurhaka

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Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this?
Me: [changes my background]
Therapist: no

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“This isn’t really the look I’m going for,” I say, gesturing at my outfit, face, hair, entire body and also the way I’m standing.

🙅🏻‍♀️💇‍♀️😰

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I clogged the toilet because I’m the shit. - me flirting

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Everyone should believe in something. I believe I bailed on this post this morning.

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Wash, wash, wash you hands,
Soap will make them clean!
Scrub the germs 'til they fall off,
Germs go down the drain.

🧼🤲🧼🤲🧼

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The closet I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.

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Throwback Thursday! I’m looking forward to getting back to the sewing table this weekend!

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[breathing heavy and trying to keep up with the girl on the treadmill next to me] “So...what are you doing...after they...revive me?”

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me: I swear officer, I can even say the alphabet backwards
cop: not really relevant to this murder investigation but ok

🔪☠️🚓🌈🦄

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Please remain seated until we’ve reached the gate, then feel free to stand hunched over weirdly sideways for 15 minutes while we do whatever.

💺🐟🙅

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I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast.

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Bald geht die los und da wir mittlerweile 2019 haben, ist Schluss mit Papier und Kuli. hat ein paar nette Tools und Helferlein die euch den Alltag erleichtern, getestet und weiterempfohlen. https://t.co/OnWAsChkpO

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Dapper gents and pretty ladies will be perfectly dressed for adventures with one of our wool They come with either a matching bow tie or pretty flower attachment.

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