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In the 50’s, Ludwig the space robot came to earth in search of, I dunno, iron weeties, & instead found beings who'd enslaved his brethren, whom they called “cars”. It drove him to madness.
Humans eventually beat him & he ended his days as parts for a thousand dildos.
@Extra_Huge_Bob See this incredibly wholesome, pure father/grandfather figure who SHOULD NEVER be bastardized?
Maybe turn him into a swole AF Santa Claus with a sac full of Christmas dildos.
Soon, we will use giant silver dildos to fuck Singularity-chan. https://t.co/fvYqwjCwSZ
Looking at black latex dildos for Black Latex Friday and seeing if there’s anything for sale that’s bigger than my cocktongue (hint, there isn’t).
How it started vs how it’s going.
@CryptoWeathrMan Never chase green dildos. But I hodl and dca on the downtrend. Looking out ten years...have a strong feeling I'll be happy with this practice. Your charting is great tho, love ur work my dude! Your bearish nature guides my way and keeps me honest!
Strawberry shortcake dildos.
I should put these in the ice cream cones. Food-ception??
“H-hey, that chest over there has a fuckton of dildos. I k-kinda want to see how many I can fit at once….”
@JainaProudm Gonna insert some candle dildos in you and put fire and not turn it off when the fire goes on your skin.
bro i hate pink but i’d cosplay this dude just to flirt with ppl & have drool hickeys & dildos all over me https://t.co/dQ4uc461UM
You could say Alex and Machoke are testing out their swimsuits for the fans, or testing out the new dildos they got recently. Either way, we'll take it!
Art: @Chokeylover
Wanted to make one character for a future drawing... ended up making 2 lol. Idk what species they are, but they now exist, with shadowless faces haha.
Two best friends, one who wants to attempt big dildos and ones who's.... very experienced comparatively. 👀
Kaijune Day 29- MAW. It's all the things I'm terrified of in one super nightmare creature. The seats inside the trucks have little dildos stuck to them for extra unpleasantness. And they're TOO big.
Who wouldn't want a 'Matching Set' of dildos, they are literally so gorgeous 💜💚💜💚💜💚 🐞
Those ribbons of colour, like wow...
#fauxphallus #shopsmall #selfpleasure #colourporn #onlineadultstore #bodysafesextoys
さて、お昼の前の作品紹介!
『ouroboros dildos』
https://t.co/jBOLuMzCRD
やり取りや表情がたまらなく/////
こんな物があったらとんでもなく
エッティだなと思いました(頑張って真顔)
……/////ぁぁあ
#BL #BL漫画 #DLsiteおすすめ作品
#DLsiteがるまに #がるまに
I can’t RP right now since my friend is in my bed so I can’t use my dildos without her seeing em and going “wow”. So this could be fun~, so like for a random fact or like and ask me a question~💗💙💜