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☕️Give lots of coffee
💖Requires pets & cuddle time
🎨Let her be creative
🎮Play some games with her
👙Spoil with lingerie & sparkly vanilla body sprays
🐕Take her on long walks
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🐺take to the gym once a day or whenever possible
🐺give snuggles& kiss
🐺loves to be worshipped
🐺will be happy to cook and clean
🐺scratches behind the ears and back
🐺needs help to reach his back and in the shower
🐺dress in nice fitting clothes (option non)
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💨Feed him Chipotle
💨Feed him TacoBell
💨Feed him Cinnabon
💨 99% chance you'll be eating if you're a fatty
💨 Will devour an entire buffet and everyone in it
💨Will sit and fart on you
💨 Will devour your city
💨 Will devour worlds
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🤘must have beer
🤘thrash music playing at all times, preferably loud
🤘don’t call him cute hes HANDSOME
🤘watch out he may sneak up on you and hug you and you wont be able to escape
🤘keep him busy by asking him about music and his arms
🤘oh my god those arms
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🐐 feed lots of fruits and veggies
🐐 walk daily
🐐 brush often to prevent magic build up in the coat
🐐 can be lonely so make sure to keep them entertained
🐐 be wary of having another female goat
🐐 keep hooves trimmed
🐐 racoons are best companions
#FursonaCareGuide Big Dino Edition
🦖 Answers to Mac or 'Big Boy'
🦖 Requires a lot of room
🦖 Needs to kept on a diet or he'll literally eat everything and everyone
🦖 Bus treats are good for positive behavior reinforcement
🦖 If found return to Duncan
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✨Rub his belly and call him a good boy
✨ Feed him pizza 🍕
✨ Chill and watch Netflix with him
✨ Requires frequent walks
✨ Play with his hair during snugs
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🌵Do not call him cute
🌵 Do not nibble on his tail
🌵 Do not chew on his horns
🌵 Give him plenty of rubs and snugs,
🌵 Give Cactus some sunlight
🌵 Do not disturb while he's asleep.
🌵 Always feed him plenty of water.
🌵 NO PINK
🌵 Still do not call him cute.
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🧀Will eat anything when hungry including non-food items. Please keep well fed.
🧀Clumsy and accident-prone. Keep eyes on him.
🧀Cries frequently, keep tissues handy.
🧀Low self-esteem, requires constant reassurance.
🧀Won't bathe (regularly) without training.
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👏Avid snacker. Food? thanks.
👏Anxious, prefers relaxing environment
👏Requires a nap once...maybe twice a day
👏Enjoys socializing with close friends and playing dumb video games
👏Comfortable or Comfortable stylish clothing is key
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🧡Breakfast for dinner
🧡Show her your favorite pizza place
🧡Tail care - Brushes in the morning and evening, and compliment her tail often
🧡Talk about music often
🧡Help her practice at rhythm games
🧡Lots of pillows and blankets
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👽Shy, approach with caution
👽Must have her emotional support @thatbluehusky
👽Hates the cold so be sure to keep her warm
👽No petting.
👽Requires Invader Zim related shirts or a Labcoat.
👽Make sure to supply her with some sour gummies or lemons with salt.
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🔱Must have daily memes
🔱Loves and prefers cold weather
🔱Do not disturb when sleeping
🔱Seriously don't fucking wake him
🔱If caught trying to eat you, use provided spray bottle
🔱Scales must be massaged frequently
🔱If grouchy, provide food
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- Give them plenty of snacks (especially popcorn) and soda
- Tuck them in bed at night and give them a kiss on the forehead
- Provide cuddles and snuggles
- Play video games with them
- Listen to their awful puns
- Cute nicknames make them weak
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🌾 Pour him a glass of red wine and let him talk about himself for eight (8) hours
🌾 Give him a few packs of MTG
🌾 Take him shopping & buy him new underwear
🌾 When he cries, give him lots of bear hugs
🌾 Surprise him with Sushi and Horror movies💕
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💖 Brush her long tail, make sure its fluffy and tended to
💖 Laugh at her very bad puns...just do it so she stops...
💖 Pet her head and give her a sniff, she smells like grass and soil after a rainstorm
💖 Remind her that she's a good girl, and a smelly dummy
Look at this cute art of my little bean by someone om Facebook
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* Use of cartridge copier and flash cart devices is strictly prohibited.
* Avoid exposing cartridge to extreme cold unprotected.
* Unintended results may occur from the use of third party cheat devices.
* Leave plenty of room in the play area.
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-works better in cool conditions
-keep away from spiders
-feed him all the pizza
-prefers black and red clothing
-admittedly enjoys being petted
-cuddles are a must
CAUTION: mountain dew makes him hyper