🔱Must have daily memes
🔱Loves and prefers cold weather
🔱Do not disturb when sleeping
🔱Seriously don't fucking wake him
🔱If caught trying to eat you, use provided spray bottle
🔱Scales must be massaged frequently
🔱If grouchy, provide food

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‘I heard you were good at carrying tales. And what will you be doing while Jord stops that fight?’
‘Getting massaged.’

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In today's live S!N massaged his shoulders with a TENGA which reminded me of a thing I did back in 2015...well it still fits

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