* my mistress ties me to a chair, gags me, tapes vibrators to me, sets up a camera, and leaves*

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Happy New Year! ✨

Pull up a chair, grab a mug of something tasty, and toss your hat in for a chance to win a custom character portrait in the first giveaway of 2021!

Rules:
- Follow
- RT (no quote RT's counted)
- Comment with a description of your character

Ends 1/8 @ 7pm EST

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Sherlock was playing a new melody on his violin & when midnight rang, John couldn't help himself & jumped out of his chair, went up to Sherlock, grabbed his arm and pulled him down & kissed him passionately

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Olivienne sat up in the bed and pulled the slipping coverlets higher then smirked when she noticed Castellan’s wandering gaze. “If you didn’t want a chair, Commander, you shouldn’t have nailed legs on my seat.”

https://t.co/hRiPVxryMZ

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Hope y'all are doing alright and are taking some time to chill. Broke out the crowns, kicked my cat out of the comfy chair, and sipped some boozy hot cocoa.

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It's like in wrestling when a surprise tag-team partner arrives with a metal chair, but instead it's a knife

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Olivienne sat up in the bed and pulled the slipping coverlets higher then smirked when she noticed Castellan’s wandering gaze. “If you didn’t want a chair, Commander, you shouldn’t have nailed legs on my seat.”

https://t.co/hRiPVxryMZ

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We do not own an easy chair, and both my kids will NOT sit still (ish) for a story at the same time. So this is another fantasy illustration 😉

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Chilling at O’Leary’s in Sarasota with a comfy chair, beer and sketchbook is a challenge, but one I’m willing to brave to bring you glimpses of life in this little corner of Florida. It wasn’t as crowded as it looks; patrons were distancing appropriately.

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Olivienne sat up in the bed and pulled the slipping coverlets higher then smirked when she noticed Castellan’s wandering gaze. “If you didn’t want a chair, Commander, you shouldn’t have nailed legs on my seat.”

https://t.co/hRiPVxJabz

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🌈Buy me the
Tag a friend, they have to buy you a ditto chair, thats how this works right, this is like facebook.

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Done for hope.hendrixx on IG, it's the very regal-looking Absintia! Don't mind that there's something a little odd about her chair, it's fine. Nothing spooky at all.

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Olivienne sat up in the bed and pulled the slipping coverlets higher then smirked when she noticed Castellan’s wandering gaze. “If you didn’t want a chair, Commander, you shouldn’t have nailed legs on my seat.”

https://t.co/hRiPVxryMZ

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Slams door open, crashes into chair, falls off chair, jumps back into chair and starts slamming on keyboard: DID SOMEONE SAY ?! SUPPORT FOR GENUINELY TALENTED FUNNY RELATABLE KING PIG?! OF COURSE! BL-uh i mean-SUPPORT FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

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Olivienne sat up in the bed and pulled the slipping coverlets higher then smirked when she noticed Castellan’s wandering gaze. “If you didn’t want a chair, Commander, you shouldn’t have nailed legs on my seat.”

https://t.co/hRiPVxJabz

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no lie, any moment my butt leaves my chair, my cat claims it, like there's a perfectly beautiful bed the size of me you could lay on but no-

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"And without warning, Dumbledore swooped, plunging the tip of his wand into the seat of the overstuffed armchair, which yelled, 'Ouch!'
'Good evening, Horace,' said Dumbledore, straightening up again.”
— JKR (HBP4)

by Ottowl

https://t.co/i5BrEhlNgQ

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"The Poetical Young Gentleman" inspires annoyance: "The favourite attitude of the poetical young gentleman is lounging on a sofa with his eyes fixed upon the ceiling, or sitting bolt upright in a high-backed chair, staring with very round eyes at the opposite wall" 😒

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