Larry the Cucumber will be starting a Dark Lord Fan Club!

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Get the cucumber, cut it inna slice
Put it inna jug of water overnight
You know what you get for a fraction of the price?
Energy drink full of electrolytes ⁉️

Only 11 on sale 🥒🦆

Be healthy ⁉️ Be ugly ⁉️ Be ⁉️

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The system gave a poke-upgrade for his birthday!

❤️Happy Birthday,
bestest shizun❤️


"Cucumber-1 use razor leaf!"

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Glassy beasts of the deeps.

Some kind of cucumber, see?

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Happy birthday to my favorite cucumber!!! 🎉🎊🎂

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Oh right--I've another one,
HAPPY HAPPY BORNDAY CUCUMBROO🥒💚

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The entire explanation why Zek jumps like a fucking cat when they see a cucumber when he sees a butterfly

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Get Ugly ⁉️ Get Healthy ⁉️
Get a

Health > Beauty 🥒🍆🍉

Ugly is the new Pretty ⁉️ & are the ugliest ⁉️🦆⁉️

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Supper on Friday, September 16th. I drank one 500ml can of the quasi-beer. (Illustration is for reference only)

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. 『背後に置かれたキュウリに気付いた猫』
(A cat noticing a cucumber placed behind it)

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WTF is this ⁉️

Another trait group⁉️ 🍆🥒🍉

Quacking exact ⁉️ Since the got blocked from twitter for a small mistake, another group was created ⁉️

It's healthy, it's green, it's natural, it's ⁉️ We are the 🍉🥒🍆

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On this issue of Vtuber Smile™:

- An article on the in & outs of being a ghostuber
- 5 new ways to please your partner
- Cucumbers can be used for what?!?

Also a Request Reiko segment for the regular readers of the magazine~💜

https://t.co/anGwzhVF5w

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This is my sona, Cucumber! Thanks for the chance! ♡

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They say life ain't easy, but with a Girlfriend this beautiful, every day's a picnic! Pass me a cucumber sandwich, Lass. You butter believe I'm gonna savor this moment! The second half of the 7 Year Anniversary Event is on now!

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hi! i'm live now at https://t.co/i0HgUXnVNy with some chats & playing ''i'm on observation duty'' with friends soon! 🎀
come say hi or your cucumber smol 👉👈

(artist: kuroyasha___)

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today's prompt is "horns" and it just so happens that two of the coolest cucumbers i know have horns 😳
🎐☕️

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