What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.

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New Comic! Even Superman has a Dad Support it on Reddit: https://t.co/TBiydw9LrN

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Why do some people have small fingers?
Because they don’t eat enough finger foods.

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Would the European Gyro be healthier without Greece?

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Brian’s new loafers triggered a gluten reaction with his wife Megan.

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What do you call a lot of fannies?

A Fanny Pack

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What does a plumber take with him when jumping out of a plane?

A crap chute

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This just in. Joe got clammy palms before his job interview.

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Uncured ham seeks second opinion after doctors fail to find a cure.

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quoted in saying, "Now is the time to put a steak in the ground and raise everyones celery”

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Unaware of the Beard Off Competition rules, Brian was immediately disqualified for shaving his off.

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