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A: Hey boss I have this design for gigantamax torterra, I think it'll really tie in with detective Pikachu
B: Is torterra gen 1?
A: No sir but...
B: that's what I thought. Give it to snorlax instead
A: But then how will he attack?
B: Idk give it a finger laser or something
@aDrive_tK And this fake GMAX for Snorlax like this is obvious for Torterra
Kid: I want Torterra!
Parents: We have Torterra at home.
Torterra at home:
I see Torterra Trending, and even tho it's for G-Max Snorlax, Imma just take an opportunity to give an appreciation for the best starter.
Gigantamax Snorlax: Hi
Torterra: Am I a joke to you?
#PokemonSwordShield
@DPPt_Shitpost
Mom can we have Torterra
Mom: we have Torterra at home
Torterra at home
Fans: Where's Torterra? I want Torterra.
Game Freak: Don't worry, we have Torterra at home
Torterra at Home:
@LeitungEvolved Really hard to choose, wanted to include luxray, torterra, wooper and deleleleWOOO-
Fun ironic fact about me: despite my love of environmentalism (as seen with Empress), Grass Type pokemon have never interest me, aside from three: Exeggutor, Torterra (my only grass starter ever) and Serperior.
Favourite Pokémon: Torterra (and Camerupt)
Favourite type: Electric
Favourite Professor: Hmm Rowan perhaps!