"Ye gods, I feel myself fattening up from this. And it's not even my birthday..."
https://t.co/vzfkfaMyo7

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"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD CHILLI DOG LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BITCH?!"

Yeah, rule of thumb, never waste food in front of Kodai. He'll hate you for life...

https://t.co/Lk3MKZTlYl

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"Why must there be so many delicious sweet cakes in this modern era?! Does the universe not see that I'm already a ball of lard?!"

Oh, it does. You just have no self-control, gramps...

https://t.co/e4QtLLCn8Z

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Doctor: Young man, you've been packing on the pounds at an alarming rate. You keep this up and I can't guarantee your good health.

Too bad most doctors don't really understand Zephyrite biology.

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I like to think that Chubbydorf is actually a living sack of fat...

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It's not exactly one to one, but these pics also emit a similar energy...

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What some choice words you would use to describe Kodai and his big belly? Get creative!

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HERE'S A DUMB IDEA:
What if the reason Goliath and Mapocha have a fear of exploding is because they have a brand of chonk that can actually make them explode ala Voltorb/Electrode?

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"Ya know, why does everyone make a distinction between normal food and fatty food? They both make ya fat! Just look at me! I eat both types of food and I still got fat!"

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I just realized that these two images both emit the same energy!

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RANDOM OC HEADCANON:
Prof. Makigumo firmly believes that "Real Men Wear Pink", hence why he wears pink boxers and has at least one pink sweater. However, he only wears the latter during special occasions...

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Hey, remember how this used to be a fat Gendo Ikari? Well, what do you think would have happened to elicit this reaction out of him?

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"Goodness! Maybe my associates were on to something. I look like I've swallowed someone whole..."

I know some of y'all have been waiting for this...

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"I see you've been eating well, professor..."
"Uh... I can explain!"

Really? You sure you can explain how you're belly is beginning to peak through and you've lost yet another button?

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"Okay, I know this looks rather suspicious, but I'm ordering these for my students! Honest!"

Professor, first of all, who orders a dozen pies for their class? Secondly, WE DON'T HAVE WEEKEND CLASSES.

https://t.co/6zFLZwnUZu

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"Professor, did you order 50 creamsicle again?"
"So what if I did?! What if I need them for class?! Besides, do you know how hot it's been?!"

You probably wouldn't be so hot if you stopped wearing that sweater...

https://t.co/xc9mJ10RoU

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