14 yr old me wld be so pissed shutup loser

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Reply or QRT with your sona/OC and their favorite candy...

How many of y'all expected Shogouki's favorite candy to be milk chocolate malted milk balls (aka Whoppers)?

https://t.co/GWNafBV9le

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Since I kinda have him on my mind, what are your voice claims for Shogouki, the Evangelion Boy?

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Since I couldn't draw up a new image of Shogouki tonight, I decided to experiment with creating an alternate color scheme for him based on EVA-01's sister unit, EVA Mark.06...

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"Damn... This gut is gettin' kinda jiggly. Maybe that pervert is right. Maybe... maybe I'm gettin' a little fat."

Just a little doodle of Shogouki that I wanted to draw tonight...

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Recap of the Shogouki images I produced this weekend! Needless to say, I think I'm getting the hang of his design!

Also, which one is your favorite?

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Apologizes for reposting, but...
CAPTION THIS!

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"Ya know all that weird shit goin' down in town and how the cops can't figure it out? I ain't sayin' it was aliens... but it was aliens!"

Go home, Shogouki. You're drunk...

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LRT: This is so true! My attempts at Western Animation style are like kyrptonite to me and any success is attributed to dumb luck!

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Just two breakfast sandwiches today. I think it's time for me to cut back...

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Going off the last headcanon, I like to think that everyone at the Overwatch base tries to keep him fat because it makes him more approachable.

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Despite being way too early for this headcanon, but I like to think Overwatch force this plump solider to be Santa for the week or Christmas! What do y'all think?

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CW: self-harm

RANDOM OC HEADCANON:
I like to think that if Jindo feels he's about to shift into a werewolf and it's significantly painful, he'll actually bite into his arm until he actively draws blood to null the pain.

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Despite trying to put on a brooding "too cool for school" persona, in reality Shogouki is an absolute dork. Just look at him jamming out to his favorite song!

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Kodai: Ugh... Guys, I don't feel so good. It feels like I'm gonna explode. Huh? What's a stomachache?

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Damn, Kodai's gotten quite fat! Wonder if he's finally ready to start that diet?

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Atlas: Damn, son! I didn't know you were the royal caretaker of the prince! Looks like I've taught you well! He can pack away a damn good meal!

Goliath: THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT!!!

Kodai: Yo, Atlas... *uuurrrrrp* Got any more food?

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Looks like Bumi tried to do his father's trademark airbending spin... but that bomb of a belly ain't having it.

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omg shutupppp you just made my whole week 🥺🥺🥺 ilysm 💚💚💚

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