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me: "I spoke to HR"
boss: "and?"
me: "he gave me this weird drawing."
my boss: you better not be doing artistic photoshoots in storage
me in storage:
Me: I’m going to Cali for a few days to see my dad so he’s not alone on his wife’s anniversary of her death.
Boss: white people have weird problems.
Me: I’m Mexican???
Boss, as she looks at my colonizer skin tone:
Boss: 'do anything productive today?'
me: 'absolutely, maximum creativity'
my #acidverse (will work for AKUltra)
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@ViviJFraM otro ejemplo de personaje de diferente género bueno sería el stolas de la segunda temporada de helluva boss:
Newcomer to stream: "How come you can't be more lady-like?"
Me, mid-parry on a boss: "How come you can't get a lady?"
I died to the boss but they apologized so I'm still a winner.
Ultimate Red Zone [Wicked Bloodline]
Stage 5: vs Metal Cooler Core
Final Boss: STR Metal Cooler Core, SA: Causes immense damage to enemy and greatly lowers ATK & DEF
*Information to be confirmed, wait for confirmation tomorrow.
#DOKKANBATTLE
This is just an alternative universe boss
in his universe is a apocalypse that is being invaded and all the other universe, multiverse and dimension
Alt boss:
Boss: how would you feel about working on your days off??
Me:
At the job interview, the boss asks: “What are your strengths?”
The man says: “I am very persistent.”
Says the boss: “Okay, we'll get back to you.”
Says the man: “I'll wait here”
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crosscode’s final boss: huge elephant god
the secet superboss: funke monke https://t.co/LC4HdZzkgy
Me, sorting stuff at work: hey, boss, I found these PDUs on a box stored, what do we do with them?
Boss: throw them away
Me: Uh, boss, these are brand new
Boss: yeah, throw'em
Me, seeing money being thrown into the trash
Ame, having cleared a Mario boss: "On to PHASE 2!! ...Oh, no phase 2...? "This is EASY, a BABY GAME! I should play Elden Ring!"
Ame's so used to Elden Ring, so proud of her LOL
Segundo tráiler del anime I'm the Villainess, So I'm Taming the Final Boss:
https://t.co/6JdnZx1RNF
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