💥Bites. Dont touch
💥Not socialized. Do not let her play with others
💥Give one (1) shot of tequila before bed (tho she WILL just take the whole bottle if youre not watching)
💥Let her pick the music on road trips
💥Requires being the center of attention

20 152
2018-07-20



🌻 mothman merch is comforting
🌻 reassuring words are also needed and much appreciated
🌻 allow ample time for sleeping (+naps!)
🌻 diet consists of "junk food" -- don't worry!
🌻 keep out of temperature above 75F if possible

3 10
2018-07-19


•Brush Chest fur and Mohawk
•Provide shounen manga for reading
•Meat on the bone must be given 3 times a day
•Must converse with him minimum 2 times a day to show appreciation

0 1
2018-07-18


🌼 Give plenty of coffee and muffins every morning
🌼 Regular brushing and pets
🌼 Needs lots of space to explore
🌼 Loves flowers, so a garden plot is a must, but good luck keeping her out of the mud puddles
🌼 Take her on all the adventures with you

0 1
2018-07-18


🌸 Always be sure she has a blanket
🌸 Allow her to free roam on walks
🌸 Protect from loud noises
🌸 Mocha Frappes & Wawa Smoothies necessary
🌸 Provide a garden for her to tend to
🌸 Teach her things she doesn’t know about, and read interesting things to her

1 9
2018-07-18



🗡 Make sure you feed them at least twice a day.
🗡 Scratching behind their ears might make their foot thump.
🗡 Bath this pupper and brush them lots; they like being clean!
🗡 Give them attention and Wi-Fi to keep them happy.

0 2
2018-07-18


🍍Will eat or drink just about anything with pineapples.
🌎Like to be taken on trips
💤Needs more than 8 hours sleep
☀️Prefers warm sunny weather
💕Loves to be cuddled every night

0 18
2018-07-18



✨ requires constant supply of flowers
✨ feisty - may need to be physically restrained
✨ shower with compliments (he's a pretty boy)
✨ keep well fed - diet consists of brownies, pancakes, cheesecake, wildflowers, pets, and sunlight
✨ handle with care

1 1
2018-07-18


🌱Needs tender loving care & attention.
🌱Sleeps best at the sound of rain & thunder in the distance.
🌱Read to her books of poetry.
🌱Loves a daily walk through a hushed forest.
🌱Doesn’t like to be alone.
🌱May need help coming out of her shell sometimes.

19 143
2018-07-18



🍕 Must feed pizza once a week
🍸 Hand her a glass of vodka if she looks grumpy
🍫 If the vodka doesn't work keep sweets on hand
🏢 Let her stomp buildings when frustrated
🖐️ Pet her at least once a day, she needs physical contact!

5 22
2018-07-18

Apparently, is a thing, so I'll jump on it!

🦎 Feed her at least 3 crickets every day
🦎 Handle her gently without crushing her
🦎 Let her draw every once in a while
🦎 Don't lose her (she's tiny!)
🦎 Don't give her too many sweets
🦎 Give her lots of head rubs

1 8
2018-07-17


🌕 diet consists of energy drinks and bread
🌖 environment should be kept at 70°F & below, can be let outside during fall & winter
🌗 requires daily nap
🌘 may be safely cohabited with rats
🌑 unstable when upset, give love and attention frequently

0 1
2018-07-17



🎮 always make sure tv is tuned to the right channel
🎮 do not leave in direct sunlight
🎮 only use official accessories
🎮 taking apart voids your warranty
🎮 stop pressing the buttons they don't do anything
🎮 unless it's the konami code

12 70
2018-07-17


- Needs plenty of attention, playtime and things to do
- Have food available at all times
- Must have a Draco nearby
- Best to be prepared for the sudden occurrence of fire
- Needs room to fly/play outside

⚠ If eyes are red and blue: Leave and see to tip 3 ⚠

0 2
2018-07-17



-Warm fireplace to sleep by is required
-Feed plenty of ghost peppers
-Let him nap on your lap, preferably to the sound of video games
-Do not call cute, or you will be killed
-Give him all the pets.

0 1
2018-07-17


🌱No need to feed everyday, but when you give food give a lot
🌱Night walks (only)
🌱Don't leave alone for long times
🌱Don't try to separate from their cat
🌱Give riddles
🌱Needs fresh water every day

🎨: @/birblyfe @/Smatterbrain @/charlubby @/ButtTeeth

0 4
2018-07-17



✨Needs daily foot massage
✨Lots of hair products
✨ Constant attention needed
✨ Doesn't do chores
✨Always wants new clothes

0 4
2018-07-16



🕶️ Prefers environments with colder weather, overheats easily
🕶️ For optimal happy doggoness provide abundance of peanut butter
🕶️ Sleep schedule varies from 3hrs- 10hrs+ this is normal
🕶️ Combines words, please accept as new word

0 1
2018-07-16



🌹Brush tail(s) once daily, but not her hair
🌹Give flowers (peonies/roses/lilies) if she starts to hiss
🌹Books/chocolate work too
🌹Independant but if left alone too long destructive & nibbles on things
🌹Will wrap you in all her tails when affectionate

11 76
2018-07-16