Eric Acosta, Writer: "Hear about the kid who slept under a car? He wanted to wake up oily."

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Mollie Freilich, Production Coord: "Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?... Fo’ drizzle!"

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"It's so here's ours: Q: What is as big as a bear but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!

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What does eat for breakfast?... SURREAL.

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