Y/N: it’s take forever. I’m going to take a sleep. If the bus come wake me up OK.
Peter: Ok!! Darling........24 minute later.... Aghh we missed the bus why can’t you wake me up Peter.!!! Peter: but you were sleeping so peacefully.#YourBoyfriendGame

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Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 (2016)
Peter: "This isn't what it looks like"
T'Challa: "She's not braiding your hair?"
Peter: "I guess it is what it looks like"

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I mean have you SEEN MJ?

Peter: begone 5, even when she slumming around the house my girl is like a 13! https://t.co/Byk92QYhwf

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Two adorable Medics who need lots of kisses, cuddles and love
😩👌💕💖💘

Ceru-

Peter: Me :]

(Yes Peter is smol I know he's 4'1
👉👈💕-)

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Peter: hol-
*Al toque*

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Directamente del Peterverso, llega el Peter doctor.
Peter: Es hora de hacerte una exploración de cuerpo completo, darling

Straight from the Peterverso, the Peter doctor arrives.
Peter: it's time for a full body scan, darling

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*Peter gets the black suit*
Peter: Oh man, this suit is so cool.

*Suit is alive*
Peter: Well shit.

*Gets a new cloth one*
Peter: I guess this is fine.

*Kraven puts it on*
Peter: Please stop.

*Venom appears*
Peter: Okay, fuck this.

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Joder lo amO
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Translation:
Y/N: How did you know that I like roses?
Peter: well that's because ...
I know everything about you.
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Cabrón: FRIEND PETER!! <D
Peter: heh yeah- (Plz dont eat me-)

He made a friend :] [also why is cute baby boi Peter so fun to doodles/draw?! X3]

Peter belongs to

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quagmire: like, y'know, nya
peter: what
quagmire: (makes cat pawing motion) nya~
peter: stop

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Peter: 👁️👄👁️

Must be fun to go on a mission with these two gems am I right

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[2/2] Keir: 1 Peter: 0

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Peter: “Eu não pude salvar a Gwen do meu mundo”

Gwen: “E eu não pude salvar o Peter do meu mundo”

O reencontro do Homem-Aranha do Andrew Garfield com a Emma Stone sendo a Gwen de uma das realidades alternativas do Multiverso da Loucura do Doutor Estranho seria o fim perfeito!

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Peter: Johnny, I need you to move—
Johnny: —In with you? I thought you’d never ask!
Peter: —out of the way.

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Helen: Aww, look at this adorable tummy ~
Peter: Ugh, yeah, yeah, I wanted to keep fit... But you know how many time this process takes, girl.

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Tomar: "Hey Peter!"

Peter: "Holy fricken crap, Lois! Check who it is!"

Lois: "Is that... Oh my god, Tomar OneyPlays!"

Brian: "Holy crap, Tomar? I thought you invaded and took over Russia!"

[Flashback where Tomar's Theme plays as he hovers over Gelendzhik like Doctor Doom]

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Peter: Hey Lois, this is like that time I played Gex.

*Cutaway to Gex*

Gex: this is like playing a game of Gex at Peter's house

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