I mean, we're not *that* far from all the manufacturing in Asia. But we might as well be on the other side of the galaxy. (Not to mention random stuff that you can't get hold of due shortages of a random part.) 🤔

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Due to the ongoing labor and paper shortages in the printing industry, BAD IDEA is taking the preemptive measure of moving the MONSTER KILL SQUAD release dates from the first week of the month to the second week. We anticipate that this will not be the last release affected.

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1804-05, off French-held a tiny pinnacle of rock was fortified by Navy by hoisting guns up high cliffs. Rated as a sloop, it held out for 17 months despite shortages of food, ammunition & drinking water. Click: https://t.co/Y6tP11TgzB

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No good King Bozo looked out
On the Shortages At Christmas
When his bullshit lay all about
Deep & crisp & even
Brightly shone the moon that night
Though the Tories were cruel
When a poor Universal Credit claimant came in sight
Short of winter fuel

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Navy fortified a tiny pinnacle of rock off French-held in 1804-05 by hoisting guns up high cliffs. Rated as a sloop, it held out for 17 months despite shortages of food & drinking water. Click: https://t.co/Y6tP11TgzB

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Nothing wrong with a good set of nipples!! 👍🍈🍈

Besides, I'd have nothing else to hang my clothes on due to the severe stock shortages at 😢👕👖

😉🖍️🎨

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Food shortages kick in at the House of Commons restaurant. https://t.co/8MXOlPbyWm

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Follow the thread. Shortages are problematic, as we discovered with loo roll at the start of the pandemic. https://t.co/4Lt4VFgMyz

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What's Santa Bozo getting us for Christmas this year?

The same thing he gets us every year, restrictions, shortages, disruptions & lockdowns.

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'So that'll be 3 pounds of nothing then.
Want them in a bunch, Love?'

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Is hungry in imperial different to hungry in metric?

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HGV driving tests to be relaxed in a lowering of standards to ensure we recruit lots more drivers by Christmas.

That's the spirit!

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Call a spade a spade. Food shortages are because of Brexit.

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