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Oh god.....I'm so sorry......I know......and I'm sorry
#dadjokes #puns #comic #ohgodno
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock #DadJokes #Thanksgiving
This just in… Samantha begins her Freelance career. #dadjokes #fakenews #freelance #design
Tupperware, tupperware, tupperware. I'm Tupperhere!
@johngreen #dadjokes #TupperwareTGIF
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch. #dadjokes #Halloween
New Comic! Even Superman has a Dad #dadjokes #superman Support it on Reddit: https://t.co/TBiydw9LrN
Why do some people have small fingers?
Because they don’t eat enough finger foods. #dadjokes
Would the European Gyro be healthier without Greece? #dadjokes #GreeceCrisis #GreeceBailout
Brian’s new loafers triggered a gluten reaction with his wife Megan. #dadjokes @DameLava #glutenfree
What do you call a lot of fannies?
A Fanny Pack #dadjokes #fannypack