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What does a plumber take with him when jumping out of a plane?
A crap chute #dadjokes
This just in. Joe got clammy palms before his job interview. #dadjokes #jobsearch
What kind of fruit do Jedi hate? Darth Maulberries #dadjokes #starwars #starwarsday #MayThe4thBeWithYou
Unaware of the Beard Off Competition rules, Brian was immediately disqualified for shaving his off. #dadjokes
This just in... Ann decided that the company needed to beef up the team. #dadjokes #fakenews #officejokes
What did the garden Hosta sent from the future say?
Hosta La Vista, Baby #dadjokes #Terminator
T.J. Didn't have the bandwidth to work on the proposal this week. #dadjokes #bizdev #proposal #officejoke
Mike's chiropractor cracks him up. #dadjokes #chiropractor #jokes
What do Muggle babies wear in the wizard world?
Muggies #DadJokes #muggles #HarryPotter
When it comes to working on spreadsheets, Bill is a real pro. #spreadsheets #dadjokes #officejokes
This just in... Photographers are 98% more likely to flash people in public. #dadjokes #fakenews #photography