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Chairman Kim Jong Un received a message on 1st April from President Trump. He decided to return a present to Trump at 12 noon on the same day - 1st April.
Chairman Kim Jong Un arrived home in Pyongyang, and received a huge envelope from Donald Trump via FedEx. he opened it and started cursing..." 엿 먹어라....제기랄, 콘맨....정신적으로 엉망인 동굴 " ("Fucking Conman, mentally deranged dotard", so as the translator said ).
What had actually happened behind closed door in Hanoi Metropole Hotel.
Chairman Kim: Brother Donald, this guy's moustache is an eyesore that bothers me so much. I have to call it quits!
Donald Trump: Hey, Chairman Kim, come back....don't walk away!
Kids' Game of Show & Tell
Donald Trump: I want to make America Great Again, starting a new 4th of July tradition with a grandiose military parade.
Chairman Kim Jong Un: Yours will never match mine. Show me your goose step!
Let's play a game of "Show Dick".
Chairman Kim: Haha... Donald, that confirms what the Horse-face Stormy said!
Chairman Kim: Hey Donald, I suspect this Ah Hoang is a Russian operative. I remember seeing him disguised as a Lasha hawker in Singapore last year.
Donald Trump: I will call Boss Vladimir tomorrow to find out.
Chairman Kim Jong Un: Donald, remember the ultimate show hand at the Singapore Marina Sands last year?
Chairman Kim Jong Un: I guess you have not read my book - How to Deal with Mentally Deranged Dotard.
Chairman Kim: Donald, I learned from your book "When to walk away from the negotiation table".
Talks of two LOVERS breaking down is expected.
Chairman Kim Jong Un: I only agreed that we both dismantle ALL our nuclear arsenals at the same time, and must be verifiable by IAEA, as well as international monitoring consortium.
Donald Trump: Hey, come back.......come back...
Private Dinner for Two Lovers in Hanoi.
Donald Trump: Give the dog-behind to these two good fellas, Mike and John are pretty good ass suckers.
Ah Hoang: Right-on Sir! How is your Pho? Chairman Kim.
Kim Jong Un: Yummy, but you forgot to add Kimchi.
Anonymous commission to draw Chairman Mao from Futabu!
Hope I did her justice @bosshi_abn ❤️
Snufkin (and his green hat) is based closely on Tove’s real life ex-fiancé Atos Kasimir Wirtanen, a far-leftist who actively participated as chairman in the Socialist Unity Party 1948-55!
🇪🇬 Discover the magic of ancient Egypt 🇪🇬
Claire Ollett, chairman of the Blackburn Egyptology Society, will host The Treasures of Thebes, an illustrated guide to the temples and tombs of Thebes at @BlackburnMuseum
Thu 14th Feb, 2pm
Cost: £2
🇪🇬 Discover the magic of ancient Egypt 🇪🇬
Claire Ollett, chairman of the Blackburn Egyptology Society, will host The Treasures of Thebes, an illustrated guide to the temples and tombs of Thebes at @BlackburnMuseum
Thu 14th Feb, 2pm
Cost: £2
Our mr. Chairman #fanart #drawing #drawings #MyHeroAcademia #BokuNoHeroAcademia #IidaTenya