"I'm not drunk. I was slightly buffering"

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Did you hear about the dog that was also a magician? He was a labracadabrador.......It's almost 2am, I'm drunk...I'm not sorry.

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Comissioned by my husband with fierce begging and bribery of the no money kind. Like and retweet if you like fireworks and being drunk.

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Sian stop, you're drunk. I don't think you're going to win 's Vin that way.

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[Reverse AU]
RK1700 Drunk...👀✨

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Hey , I've found it difficult tearing my self away from binge watching your videos.... I'm new to yer channel, and I think I may be getting a contact high.. but w/ drunk.. I didn't realize contact drunkenness was a thing before today>.>

Anywho here's a thing-

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Fuji . 16×20 . Acrylic

I think I paint better when I drink. Not so much when I am drunk.

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Tipo practice 2:drunk.

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Peppita's older sister, Refill, and Pawkaf get rowdy at the bar after raids. By rowdy I mean topless. And bottomless. And drunk.

Pandaren Pawkaf, not mouse Pawkaf. Obviously.

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Boogieman:
-A little creepy/freak
-Only wanna be in peace and peacefully.
-The one who drives when everyone is drunk.
-Predicts the weather

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prompt 2 is "rascal." First thing that came to mind was Valkyrie from Thor Ragnarok falling off her ship - drunk. 😀She's one of my faves ever since! 😍

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飲んだくれてる🍶🍷🍺🍸

He is dead drunk.🍶🍷🍺🍸

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Punk Churro but still Churro. Do not fuck the punk babo. Especially cuz she's drunk. This has been a PSA.

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