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What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky!
#lamejokeoftheday #puns #dadjokes
What's a sea monster's favorite food? Fish and SHIPS!
#VolosGuidetoMonsters @Wizards_DnD #dadjokes @DnD_AdvLeague #Dnd #Puns
Why was Grandma banned from Thanksgiving Dinner?
She used fowl language. #dadjokes #thanksgiving
Every Father has his day. Show fatherly love on Reddit: https://t.co/TBiydw9LrN #StarWars #FathersDay #dadjokes
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Oh god.....I'm so sorry......I know......and I'm sorry
#dadjokes #puns #comic #ohgodno
When you live in Vancouver, you don't make snowmen, you make Rain Men. #dadjokes #Vancouver
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock #DadJokes #Thanksgiving
This just in… Samantha begins her Freelance career. #dadjokes #fakenews #freelance #design
Tupperware, tupperware, tupperware. I'm Tupperhere!
@johngreen #dadjokes #TupperwareTGIF
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch. #dadjokes #Halloween
New Comic! Even Superman has a Dad #dadjokes #superman Support it on Reddit: https://t.co/TBiydw9LrN
Why do some people have small fingers?
Because they don’t eat enough finger foods. #dadjokes