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I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing
I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing
I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all t

3 7
2021-06-15

And when they ask how I’m doing I say I’m just fine 🙏🙏🙏 but the fact is 🥶🥶🥶I can never get off of my mattress 🔥🔥🔥 and all that they can ask is 😤😤😤 why are you so sad kid 😭😭😭that’s what the mask is 🎭🎭🎭that’s what the point of the mask is 💯💯💯

2 18
2021-06-11

they call me The Mattress

🎨

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2021-05-28

Pov: you're at jessie and Jacksons house gaming, both laying on the mattress. Jessie complains its getting hot and slowlly starts stripping down, till their in nothing but their knee high socks, a jockstrap...and they pull out a collar ?

What do you do??

0 32
2021-05-27

Folk. Get your deck sleeves (there's 12 cool sets & exclusive commanders) before the Kickstart closes. Choose sets now or in June. The KS closes in 2 days. Like a certain Mob Boss says, it's time to go to the mattresses, grab the cannoli. It's war! 😎 https://t.co/WmvpdXjERI https://t.co/Fib6PaJZ4n

4 9
2021-05-26

“but the fact is, I can never get off of my mattress” fucking mood

0 8
2021-05-24

But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
Why are you so sad, kid?

May or may not have cried to this song on loop today :)

2 18
2021-05-22

Oh, fun. I suppose you want me to play some stupid game, or you'll just follow me around all day and never ever leave, huh?

Afraid not, Schnozward! I wouldn't hang out with you for all the money in Krabs' mattress!

You don't know how long I've waited to hear those words!

4 57
2021-05-16

I took a lot of advertising classes when I was in College.. 😬🐺🥲

18 85
2021-05-13

Reading about your favorite fictional characters pounding each other into a mattress while at work

1 21
2021-05-08

Flamingos, and birds in general, don't sleep in human beds. They have beds made of same materials, springs, mattresses, wood and metal. But they are nest shaped. But it's mostly the babies who sleep in the nests.

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2021-05-04

PERCY JACKSON IS COMING

Hice un fanart de Grover Underwood !!! 🍃

"Grover started to sniffle and I figured if I didn't cheer him up he'd either start bawling or chewing up my mattress. He tends to eat household objects whenever he gets upset."

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2021-04-28