Would the European Gyro be healthier without Greece?

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Brian’s new loafers triggered a gluten reaction with his wife Megan.

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What kind of light is the happiest?

Recessed lighting

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What do you call a lot of fannies?

A Fanny Pack

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What does a plumber take with him when jumping out of a plane?

A crap chute

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This just in. Joe got clammy palms before his job interview.

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Uncured ham seeks second opinion after doctors fail to find a cure.

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quoted in saying, "Now is the time to put a steak in the ground and raise everyones celery”

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Unaware of the Beard Off Competition rules, Brian was immediately disqualified for shaving his off.

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This just in... Ann decided that the company needed to beef up the team.

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What did the garden Hosta sent from the future say?
Hosta La Vista, Baby

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Erin talked Reggie’s ears off.

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This just in... Sarah was caught brown handed fudging the numbers on the company taxes.

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