I no longer thought of sun, moon, and stars, trees, houses, and towns, nor of any of those terrestrial superfluities which are necessaries of men who live upon the earth's surface. Being fossils, we looked upon all those things as mere jokes.

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If you're unfamiliar, "The Carnival of the Animals" is a 14 movement musical suite, each movement representing a group of animals, e.g. kangaroos, fish, an elephant. It's a humorous collection of tunes, playful, with a fair share of musical references & jokes.

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Time for our What is brown, hairy & wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation…! We'd love to hear your favourite family jokes. Please share them with us! For even more silliness, visit https://t.co/jlgqDVRJR6

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Time for our Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? Because she will let it go…! We'd love to hear your favourite family jokes. Please share them with us! For even more silliness, visit https://t.co/jlgqDVRJR6

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Time for our
- What did the duck say to the waiter who asked him how he wanted to pay?
- Just put it on my bill.
We'd love to hear your favourite family jokes. Please share them with us!
For even more silliness, visit https://t.co/jlgqDVRJR6

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I like to make comics and write jokes. The goal in life is to do both of those things at the same time with other people and an endless supply of coffee and apple-fritters.

Portfolio: https://t.co/CORd0Duddq
Comics: https://t.co/gvKQku6muY
IG: https://t.co/lj3Pql8wWO

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To anyone complaining about Hazbin Hotel getting greenlit:

This is the shit that we're currently being spoon fed as "adult animation", which has much grosser and raunchy jokes.

If Hazbin Hotel becomes successful mainstream, it'd be the right step to break this vicious cycle. https://t.co/PonVpN7PGW

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's little coffee bean Shohei is a precious boy who's a bit paranoid and a lover of caffeine and bad jokes. That is to say, he's relatable as heck.

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New character! Sedgwick! Undead servant bound to Lachises Vox. He's full of jokes.

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I got a very lovely nargacuga OC on FA from Chevasaurus. Her name is Lizzard bc Inside Jokes.

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Sticker commission for a guildmate! Her amazing collection of characters are so much fun haha. A few inside jokes. The screaming bird is my favorite though XD

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✨My name is Feral, I’m a biracial artist and make bad jokes.✨

Friendly and SFW, anime and video game talk and art, occasional Candy and Pastel Gore! 🍭🔪🍬

Where I am:
👑 (priv for mutuals)
👑 (NSFW, 18+ ONLY)
👑 dA: feralsylveon

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Let’s start with the adorable 'Polite Whale'! Before becoming our mascot he was 's pen-name and one of our inside-jokes. 🐋

One day, mocked up a logo of what would eventually evolve to WAG’s emblem. It featured Polite and he’s been our mascot ever since!

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I've been getting tons of jokey death threats over these comics for the last 2 weeks (omg if you hurt him ur dead!!, etc.) and I gotta tell ya - I'd rather sit through all the Shields jokes.

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I started a great webtoon comic a few days ago and I'm absolutely in love with it. I love the characters, the story, the jokes. Give it a try if you like gamer/life/romantic related stories :3
https://t.co/N7aFWWO08J

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Red, an Eevee/Ditto hybrid!
She’s outgoing, yet cynical and counter-dependent.
She likes winning, being competent and offensive jokes.

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A drawing of 's character after being reincarnated and the team making Supreme jokes.

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Tell me your best null jokes.

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