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Folk. Get your deck sleeves (there's 12 cool sets & exclusive commanders) before the Kickstart closes. Choose sets now or in June. The KS closes in 2 days. Like a certain Mob Boss says, it's time to go to the mattresses, grab the cannoli. It's war! 😎 https://t.co/WmvpdXjERI https://t.co/Fib6PaJZ4n

4 9
2021-05-26

“but the fact is, I can never get off of my mattress” fucking mood

0 8
2021-05-24

Don't think i ever posted this, this is an emote i made for myself on discord of my oc Mattrang ! matti for short.

1 9
2021-05-23

But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
Why are you so sad, kid?

May or may not have cried to this song on loop today :)

2 18
2021-05-22

Oh, fun. I suppose you want me to play some stupid game, or you'll just follow me around all day and never ever leave, huh?

Afraid not, Schnozward! I wouldn't hang out with you for all the money in Krabs' mattress!

You don't know how long I've waited to hear those words!

4 57
2021-05-16

I took a lot of advertising classes when I was in College.. 😬🐺🥲

18 85
2021-05-13

🎉Happy Anniversary! 🎉

Since Crowley’s imagination is a legitimate power I thought maybe whatever he dreams manifests irl, therefore a Princess and The Pea dream would result in this (or at least that’s my excuse to draw 20 mattresses).

209 812
2021-05-11

Reading about your favorite fictional characters pounding each other into a mattress while at work

1 21
2021-05-08

Flamingos, and birds in general, don't sleep in human beds. They have beds made of same materials, springs, mattresses, wood and metal. But they are nest shaped. But it's mostly the babies who sleep in the nests.

1 13
2021-05-04

PERCY JACKSON IS COMING

Hice un fanart de Grover Underwood !!! 🍃

"Grover started to sniffle and I figured if I didn't cheer him up he'd either start bawling or chewing up my mattress. He tends to eat household objects whenever he gets upset."

63 208
2021-04-28

I guess that's a way to light a cigarette... Also I hope a John Constantine with a beard is valid for you?

17 86
2021-04-27

Don't you hate waking up so waterlogged just a quick shove makes your belly resemble an overfilled water mattress?
(Well from that blush on Juno's face it seems he may not hate it as much as he wants to appear~)

Art by

105 430
2021-04-25

was the Twitter user who taught me there is no such thing as too much Pink

If you want a Pretty Pink Princess go all out with the Pink

Pink Mattress, Pink Pillows, Pink pillow and mattress covers, blankets, pink wall paper and pink paint.

SO MUCH PINK.

1 4
2021-04-18

he is so cute it makes me so mad i want to put him on an air mattress and float him down a river

0 2
2021-04-16

Sure, I’ll give it a shot... the branch above your bed looks to be load bearing. I’ll just do a cartwheel and use your mattress as a springboard. X3

🖼 @/saphirosphere

0 3
2021-04-15

I wanted a mattress but like?? These won’t work🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️too thin

0 14
2021-04-13

Helluh deerr! Shuprished? Or rathuh, uhroushed? Ah haff looked at duh magashinesh unduh yuh mattresh, and notished yuh like ladiesh dat uh masshivleh obeshe. Putten tuh and tuh togethuh, ah decided tuh be duh largesht ladeh of duh harem, after all, I need yuh to

6 27
2021-04-10